I have. And I can tell you from this side of the afterlife, that you ain't seen nothing yet. I farted and a decade passed by as gas.
I was assigned by God to author these words so that you might be enlightened on the shit you are facing in the world since I died. I feel your pain. And goodness knows the pain I'm feeling can't be controlled by any drug you can get legal or otherwise.
First we have the racial temper tantrum that many in the black community are throwing when they have the audacity to think that they are the only people killed by police. With the advent of the 24 hour orgasmic news networks, we have selective news sourcing - stories that create the most attention are the ones reported - so when a white man is killed by a black police officer - which does happen - that just does not get reported. No big deal with a cracker getting punted to my side of life by a black police officer - whether doing his job or decided to make a name for himself by leveling the playing field for the phat angel from Missouri.
Sadly, we have rampant crime in low income neighborhoods - and like it or not, many of those communities have residents who are majority black - in the south we have white trash in trailer parks - but those parks are often culled by tornadoes in late winter and early spring. You don't hear about how racist God is for taking out his trash; but in the black communities, the deaths of many black men are at the hands of many black men. The narrative here doesn't work for those wonderful men of God, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. There is no point to them to condemn and to raise hell about black on black crime - who really gives a shit about this anyway? Now when we can find a juicy black death caused by a cracker police officer - now there is something to raise hell about! And when you find a great death story like that, facts don't matter - black death, white officer - now that is a story that must be exploited for all it is worth.
We then have the unfortunate news of Bill Cosby. Once upon a time he was a fine comedian - often avoided nasty words - and he was the delight of white folk - he played Dr. Huxtable - and his series just went through the roof with ratings. There was no black on black crime in the show and it was so family oriented. Black father, black mother, black children, and they all had the same last name and the children were by the same father. You just couldn't have that happen in today's world. And these characters were living in wealth that few Whities ever had. In the world of the black victim bearing the cross of their own racial prejudice, we couldn't have such a show on television today.
Yet, Bill Cosby has been exposed for being Jack the Raper - a guy who might just possibly have multiple rapes in the last four decades - perhaps only Elton John has had as many hits as Bill Cosby has had. Apparently Bill found a 17 year old and had her service his johnson at the Playboy mansion - and that wonderful exploiter of all things women, Gloria Alred, has come to represent the afflicted females. Life is good when you have the audacity to demand $100 million fund for women coming out of the woodwork claiming to be raped while still in their mother's womb. And I marvel at how a 17 year old managed to get to the Playboy mansion without parental consent and knowledge. Hell, this is not 2014 when Moochelle Obama thinks all parents are dumber than her - Mooches would have supervised that child right down to forcing her to eat a low calorie, high fiber diet before giving oral sex to Bill Cosby.
Speaking of the first family, there is a bit of brooha about the brood of the Preisdent and First Bitch being exploited by someone famous in a twit (or is that a twat?). I'm not sure why anyone gives a damn - the President routinely uses his children as speech fodder and he threw his white mother under the bus during the first election. It would seem to me that merely showing that the lanky lurch like Obama daughter that has mammaries well exposed and a skirt up to her pubic hairline is less permanent in damage than throwing your own momma under the bus. All she did was get knocked up by your Kenyan father and somehow manage to find a hospital in Hawaii to make you a Presidential anchor baby.
I see that the United States is a snit - millions upon millions of humans migrate from one country to another without permission and are suddenly put ahead of those who wait their turn - yes there is stipulations and requirements, but in my day, when you were invaded, that was an act of war and you sought to chase the bastards out of the country either by their own two feet or by slapping their remains in a pine box and shipping back to where the came from! Now we feel sorry for them and make up reasons to keep them - it isn't like we shopped for the best and the brightest - no doubt most of these fools who just won the US Lottery will be pulling the lever to get free healthcare, more welfare, and social security at the expense of the people who were born here and actually pay taxes. There is a bright side to having an infestation of so many illegals here - they'll be found every election day to vote for Democrats even though they can't be found any other day to be deported with prejudice.
I'd like to continue to talk with you about what you all face on earth these days, but God has me booked to do "60 Centuries" and I'm going to talk about Adam and Eve and I have to meet them in the green room so that I can get my facts straight. Unlike President Obama, God values the truth and he wants me to be accurate.
Merry Christmas. I'd wish you a White Christmas but that might get some of you thrown in prison for committing a hate crime.
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