Obama Threatens Tough Actions
Against North Koreans
Against North Koreans
Top Ten Obama Options
The following list are likely actions this President will employ against the North Koreans...
- Label the North Koreans as offshore wing of the tea party and deny he'll uses the IRS to investigate and to harass them;
- Draw a line in the sand and then deny he did and blame it on the do nothing Congress;
- Go golfing. Every foreign policy crisis is solved by playing golf.
- Go on vacation. When all else fails, leave without Moochelle and the brood and go to Hawaii. Eventually the baggage will arrive and it will be time to go campaigning and to play more golf.
- Place North Korea on double secret probation and then secretly meet with representatives of North Korea in Canada and some other nation and normalize relations and replace the bust of Winston Churchill he threw away when inaugurated with a bust of Kim Jung Unhung.
- Agree to send Rand Paul to vacation at one of the lavish North Korean Gulags that don't exist.
- If Kim Jung Unhung admits that he oversaw the hacking of Sony, then his country can join Obamacare.
- Obama has secretly authorized drone flyovers of North Korea so that they can shoot down our latest hardware and can then use to build their own fleet of drones.
- Threaten Kim Jung Unhung with an unauthorized Sony biographical movie of Kim Jung Unhung with the two bit pot bellied dicator played by Rush Limbaugh.
- Threaten to make Hillary Clinton the official ambassador to North Korea and to require her to sing to Kim Jung Un's picture when the moon is full like his face.
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