Two performances tonight for each pain inflictor - song from Judge's hometown (odd, Nashville is not Keith Urban's hometown) - and a song that best fits the performer (who can sound like a dog being hit by a car).
Top four perform which means one is euthanized.
Russell Crowe brought out the results and he is getting to be rather portly as he ages...
Dick sucking lips and beautiful eyes is through to the final four snores - really awful - front runner is sinking like a stone in the water - (sound of door opening for the bottom two guy). Song did not go well with his voice.
Bleach blonde rocker cunt - she's abandoned her awful 1980's rocker image - sounds much improved without being a rocker - she actually has a voice - much better than dick sucking lips thus far. Dark horse.
He who loves himself more than anything is in the top four - what are the voters hearing in this jerk? Absolutely nothing special about him - tries to sound like Daughtry and fails. JayHo looks at him like she's rapimg him. He's spastic and goofy and the sound is unremarkable.
I was just reminded you can buy these tunes on iTunes - but why?
Purple-haired skank sent home - she cannot sing at all. Goodbye, bitch.
Bottom two guy makes it through again - singing a Lady Antebellum song - and doing a horrific job - he butchered the song - that voice is hideous. It was a caricature performance. He took a great song and made it absolutely dreadful.
Martina McBride (whom I love) did a ghastly job of "Somewhere over the rainbow" - it was amateurish and jerky - I'm surprised how wretched it was. Her voice didn't handle the song well at all. Looks like her ear piece was malfunctioning.
Dick sucking lips turned in another horrible performance - he should go home after this - I can't believe his arrogance for disregarding the criticism of the mentors that was spot on. He was my favorite but my ears are being punished by him tonight. He needs to learn to shut his trap. You are the weakest link, buh bye.
The competition is now wide open after DSL torpedo'd his chances....
Fake blond now-non-rocker started off ghastly - every note she sang was wrong - then she worked it out - she hit it out of the park - a real performer here - final two will be her and number two guy. Book it.
Number two guy - I don't like his voice at all - but he delivered as good as he can even with those horrible runs he has that horrible hat - he saved himself.
Now the guy that loves himself more than anyone has ever loved himself without his cock in his hand. Now he gets to murder a Rascal Flatts song. Really weak voice. Lackluster performance.
Who goes home? It will be the peen factor - which peen does the audience want in their mouth - or whose lips around their cock? DSL against the Guy who loves himself.
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