But even I have limits.
At the two hour mark I'm ready to watch them shake hands and for them to be surrounded by family members and then to migrate to various places where their stories and spin can be chronicled by the insatiable news media.
But a three and a half hour debate? You've got to be kidding!
I can tell you that at the two hour mark I was looking at the clock - it was 10 o'clock p.m. and on MEtv there was an hour of "Hogan's Heroes" to watch. I debated - debate v. HH and in moments I switched over and didn't regret it. I must profess that I endured the hour before the main event watching the four numbskulls at the little kids' table as they were the opening act. I wasn't impressed. I can say that I wish I could punch Rick Sanitorium in the nose. I've never liked him and his condescending, Bible-Humping pandering style just makes me wish to add another 50 pound gold plated Bible to my purse and to swing away like there was no tomorrow. I will not report further on these four. Hopefully they'll disappear soon.
Below are some general observations of the Eleven that managed to get on the stage and some are so worthless that it might be hard to write anything nice about them. Oh, well.
I'm going to go by the order they were on stage.
Rand Paul
Someone needs to get this POS to straighten out his hair - it looks like a chick. Sometimes this guy makes sense but honestly his personality makes me want to take a dump. He added nothing to the night. Buh bye.
Mike Huckabee
He breathed and he appealed to the Rabid Right. Cue the music to "Psycho".
Marco Rubio
You'd think that he'd have some skin color being from Florida and having hispanic genes. He seemed sweaty and pasty white. He was the albino laboratory rat waiting another injection of personality. I'm not sure what he stands for other than being an illegal alien ass-kisser.
Ted Cruz
If you wanted to know what "Grandpa Munster" looked like before he joined the "Munsters" (1960's TV show) this is what he looked like in his 40's. Cruz had some points of merit but there is just something about his presentation that seemed like a memorized answer and could have been on the "700 Club". Creepy.
Ben Carson
Imagine him in bed - his sexual energy would need two blue pills to get through the act - he could quite literally start on his wife, she could fall asleep, and eight hours later she would wake up in time to see him cum and that would take five minutes. I don't see his allure. I think he might improve by spending a night in jail and learning to crave peen for the rest of his life.
Donald Trump
How many of you were wondering how red Trump's face could get? AT the two hour mark Trump was nearly beet red and he seemed to be on the defensive. I'm not sure why he is appealing outside of "Celebrity Apprentice" but tonight he showcased that we should run, don't walk away from him. What a nut job. He has no specifics and he is a bully. I found Carly's retort to him to be delicious.
Shurbber
If he weren't named Bush he wouldn't even be on stage. 'Nuff said. You can say that in spanish if you want.
Scott Walker
How in the world did he ever win any election?
Carly
Wow. Here is why we have debates. She is not the most scintillating personalities and might not have the muscle-memory to smile, but hey, at this point, we've had King Pimple's smiles for over six years and look at what its got us. I'll take stoic and intelligent any day over the other 10 twits that were up there with her. I also sensed that Carly has a set of balls somewhere because she drew from them with specifics and responses and shoved Trump's horse face remark right back at him in a way he was left with nothing but a snide remark. I do know that I now relish Carly going against Hillary. Oh, this is going to be fun. In a bit over a month's time, Carly has gone from a virtual unknown to a serious candidate. Dismiss her at your own risk. She's that good and she is afraid of nothing.
Kasich
He looked and sounded like someone desperate for attention. Go back to Ohio and subject only one state to your lunatic behavior.
Fat Christie
Remember Tubby's embrace of King Pimple in 2008 and that is all you need to know. Due to his gravitational pull he'll be less likely to spin off orbit and could linger around for a few more rounds.
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