If you value true reporting and journalism, you can't find the Clinton News Network's Jim Acosta as anything other than a stinking pile of dog shit.

There used to be a reporter for ABC who used to get under the skin of Presidents, Sam Donaldson, but Sam was respectful even though he was tough and arrogant.   Donaldson was very intelligent and knew his stuff.

CNN has Jim Acosta who is neither intelligent, well-prepared, or remotely respectful of anyone other than himself and his reflection in the mirror.

Acosta is one of the shit carriers for the Democrats - Jim is obviously biased and found himself in quite a pickle when he decided to tell the President that the southern invading army was only really immigrants.   Obviously Acosta is not informed as these "immigrants" tore down fences and assaulted Mexican police as they INVADED MEXICO.   There was peaceable assembly of women and children other than the veneer of waifes that masked the stench of thousands  of single males that never seemed to get covered by Acosta or his network  (or any of the Democrat propaganda alphabet news networks).

Acosta had the gall to correct the President and repeatedly tried to steal more time with the President and decidedly doing the non-snowflake thing - not sharing.    After being repeatedly told to stifle himself, Acosta would not give up the microphone and decided to assault a female White House staffer.   And he did assault her.   This is actual assault, Democrats.  Not the inventions you put up against Judge Kavanaugh.

Now Acosta has been stripped of his White House press pass which means he cannot cover the President  in the White House.    Of course he is whining but hell will freeze over before he ever gets to ask the President another question at an official White House press conference.

I hope Jim now gets time to wash his dirty ass - the stench of his arrogance and Democrat ass licking is overpowering.

In the so-called news media business, there are virtually no requirements to hire talented and intelligent people.

CNN has long demonstrated that intelligence and critical thinking skills are actually skills that will prevent you from being hired.    Over at PMSNBC, not only do you have to be naturally stupid and blessed with the ability to talk with your head up your ass, you can be a racist, a homophobe, and be America hating and get a job without any problem.

But today, I focus on the dumbest of the dumb, a man who cannot even use the brain power of his little head to supplement what God forgot to give him in 9 months of gestation.

Meet Jim Acosta.   This could be the most stupid person ever born - and he somehow managed to get all that stupidity without the usual standard equipment of blonde hair.

Jim supposedly works (he puts on a suit and goes to CNN and then receives payment) at CNN, a true propaganda wing of the Democrat National Committee to insult America at every turn.   Jim was a virtually invisible snowflake that pranced around like he were human cotton candy.    Apparently he is hispanic so that makes him even more special.   America loves its tacos stuffed with cotton candy and shit.   For years, however, there was little in the way of Jim differentiating himself from the incompetence that is hired at CNN to report the Democrat company line of acceptable "news" stories.   Jim was somewhat attractive in the early days though I'm sure Anderson Cooper would not have given him the time of day unless Jim's Chalupa were big enough to trigger a gag reflex other than to listen to Jim talk.

But, with the sinking of the USSR's Hillary Clinton in November 2016, Jim saw his chance to become the biggest piece of shit ever born and to throw all caution to the wind and to be the foe that would challenge the Donald at every turn - even if Jim showed each time what an ignorant and uninformed questioner he was.    But Jim was proud to go after Trump so if he looked like a douche bag and an entire case of Massengill in the process, oh well.

The latest resume material for a man who has to pay 3 points to borrow 1 IQ point was when he was dogging the current President and Kim Jung Hitler was mysteriously less curious about finding the truth with King Pimple of  a Man who notorious for giving zero truth during his Presidency; but hey, King Pimple was a half black man and he was a Democrat, socialist piece of shit, so whatever he said just had to be the truth.   Just like Schmucker's.   It just had to be good.

If you get a chance to fuck Jim, don't expect him to remember your name or to know or to care about pleasuring you.   He is a snowflake of the first order and likely will forget why you have your dick up his ass in the first place.   Even Anderson, a man who isn't known for having high standards of conduct, wouldn't touch Jim unless he had triple protection before packing some brownies with Jim.

I watch CNN sometimes for the pure comedic value of their grasp upon reality.

Hurricane Irma has provided a bumper crop of former Trump bashers impersonating journalists to actually get out and to cover reality.

And apparently reality is a tough act to handle.

About 15 minutes ago some cunt female correspondent was surprised that things had changed and that the winds had picked up and the rain has intensified.

Duh, the hurricane hasn't even hit yet.   Things are going to change.   It's called manmade reality avoidance syndrome.

I don't see the point of having stupid humans deployed in the midst of storms - especially when you hide them in a concrete bunker where they can report on the storm from a safe distance.

I'd suggest that you just put up go pro cameras all over and then have your equally oblivious of reality news anchors to do voice over work - you could even pre-write this stuff so maybe someone there will catch you from saying something as stupid as the female correspondent did a while ago.

You won't be surprised.

You could flip around the hurricane zone going from go pro camera (protected by being hidden deep inside a building so as to make sure they won't be hit by flying signs and plate glass windows falling from condos).

I was struck how CNN doesn't use old people as correspondents for storms - these people have seen everything so they won't be surprised.   They are very immobile - they can't get out of their own way so no wind gust is going to blow them over - and if they do topple, they'll break a hip and can give you an on-the-spot correspondent to discuss how Donald Trump's actions against Obamascare makes it impossible for the old person to get coverage for the broken hip.    That's a two fer - correspondent down and Trump being bashed.    And maybe the correspondent being over 8 decades old could lament about how this is all indicative of global climate change caused by men.

So, if you want a break from a Sunday without the love of Jesus or being crowded into a Church where wife beaters mingle with dads who molest their children, I suggest you turn into CNN - the Comedy News Network - and see how real professionals do it instead of Jon Stewie or the spectacled turd that has a show somewhere where he wasn't - old coldturd.

Breaking News - That stupid cunt that was surprised is named Rosa.   I think she said her last name is Flouride or Flourine or Floursomething.    And just as she was telling people that they shouldn't be out around the high rise buildings because of the fear of flying glass - she was right there doing what she was telling us not to do!

Over the past month of Donald of Orange's rule, we've learned some important lessons.

The biggest lesson we've learned is that he will  not back down and he will go after those who mock him.

And now CNN is going to feel the pain that he promised - conservatives are going to expose the leftist swine network for what it is - a biased Democrat propaganda unit that has no intent on being unbiased.

This will be fun to watch! 

Here is the news straight from CNN's pie hole.

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	Chaffey Duck A mental lightweight who had the audacity to use his dead father as an excuse for being cornered on a bad vote.    This is a turncoat former Republican who was always a leftist who stole RNC dollars without any hint of being a true Republican.   He was a RINO and thankfully he left the Republican party; his true Progressive ways are in full display. His debate performance was near bottom feeder status. Apparently above his shoulders he is made of granite. I wish there was more to write on this idiot, but he's this shallow. Did I mention he has not committed a crime and has no scandal?   He hasn't even polluted himself by having sexual fantasies and pounding his pud to them.
	Kankles the Klown Her qualifications to become President are that she was a dishonest lawyer who made profits off cattle futures.   She stood by her man while her husband has raped and abused women for the past four decades.   She once oversaw the failed creation of nationalized healthcare and invented a vast right wing conspiracy that could have been a Peanuts cartoon along with the "Great Pumpkin."   After her husband left office to further abuse women, she decided to run for Senate and was elected and spent considerably more time there than the minutes the Barack Obama spent there.    She used her experience of her growing kankles to run for President and was beaten badly by a half black man who later installed her as Secretary of State where she funneled contributions from foreign govenrments into her Clinton Foundation Slushfund where over 85% of the donations was consumed by administrative costs.   She violated numerous laws by using a private server for government communications and violated laws on records retention and her server and backup had classified documents that were likely hacked by foreign governments.   She allowed four Americans to die and opined that investigating all of this is another vast right wing conspiracy. The fact that her debate performance didn't end up with her kankles in the air and her biting the big one is not surprising.   No one crosses this bitch and the other four guys want to live another day.    All of her negative, dishonest, and unethical traits were conceded and no one made her squirm.  It is easy to win a debate when your competition fears being killed in a plane crash or ending up looking like they committed suicide. Did I mention her one qualification to become President is that she lacks a peen and has a vajayjay? You won't hear Kankles complaining about Bill Clinton and his women.   The two Clinton's have distinctly different tastes for the female form.   I don't think Bill's involves lipstick lesbians at all.
	O'Focka Duck Being mayor of a shit hole like Baltimore and then becoming governor of a shit hole state like Maryland is resume material most people would be ashamed to present.   O'Focka Duck is proud of his incompetence and wanted everyone to know he's that kind of a clown. Apparently there is something special about the eastern shore of Maryland - I am not sure if that where pumpkin ckunkin' happens or if that is further north, but I can see why he's proud of that area.   People there have knuckles that drag the ground and there is a lot of inbreeding.   West Virgina has nothing on these clowns. If he ever were to become President, you'd pray for the second coming of Christ. Do you know how dumb you are as a voter to elect this clown beyond the level of dog catcher?     Talk about low information voters!
	Grumpy Old Focka First, he is not a Democrat.   Second, he is a socialist and proud of it. Third, he's so old that he he would be near Reagan's age during Reagan's last year and we all know that reality to Reagan was in the form of old movies. Grumpy pants is committing election fraud by promising free stuff like free college, paid leave, and free healthcare in exchange for votes.   He constantly implores the young to join him and his bribes are obvious. Did I mention this is not a Democrat yet he is seeking a Democrat nomination.   He joins the turncoat Chaffey Duck as being something other than what he was. Apparently rural Vermonters are different than rural Marylanders.    Not so Merry. Apparently Grumpy pants is tired of hearing about Hillary's email.   We didn't know that Grumpy was also a debate moderator and this ended any further discussions on her illegality.    If someone is going to avoid trying to beat another comrade to be Czar of this country, how can we expect him to beat the Czar named Putin? I hear in the Senator's past he was a pervert of some kind.  Apparently he's pro-rape in male-female gender roles.    I wonder if he spends any time with Bill Clinton - I bet those two could put together a real life exploration of the significance of Grumpy's rape fantasies.
	Frankenwebb Another dishonest turncoat - once a Republican and now a Democrat.   Apparently being something you weren't is in fashion with these guys. Frankenwebb has his head bolted directly to his shoulders and speaks as if his jaw is wired shut.    If only his lips didn't move. This clown wears a neo-con costume as a hawk - seems much more comfortable with foreign affairs.   He has authored a shameful novel of disgusting content.   He fooled Virginians into voting for him after a Republican candidate rightfully called a protester some sort of monkey. Voters need to know that he couldn't handle the Senate for six years and fled with his tail between his legs.    I'm not sure how a coward of this little backbone is Presidential material, but in 2015 it doesn't take much more than having a vagina to be qualified to be a Democrat candidate for President. Too bad this debate was not on Halloween, at least he could explain his bizarre demeanor.   At least we knew he served in Vietnam like Lurch who is the current Secretary of State and we were reminded of this fact as often as Lurch tells us about his service.
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CNN held the first of the Democrat Party debates and there were no Democrats on that stage.

And you should be scared shit-less.

I am a Libertarian.   I firmly believe that the smallest Federal Government is the best Federal Government.   And with that belief, I loathe every breath that these bastards on stage consume.    While the Democrats purged all of their moderates and conservatives, you find that the only folks who remain are progressive or socialist.    Today being a liberal in this party is to be too conservative.

There were five asswipes on that stage - each are traitors to the Constitution - traitors to what this country was founded on - individual liberty and the right to life, liberty, and to the pursuit of happiness.

While these pieces of shit uphold Planned Parenthood and the institution of ethnic genocide that is abortion where babies of color are culled from the population at an alarming rate, these asswipes believe that black lives matter (and as a result everyone else does not).    And while these pathetic individuals claim to represent immigrants - they don't - they support those who steal their place in America - a place they have no right to be here.    And while these jerks will claim that banks are too big to fail, they lobby and support pandering to the infection at our Southern border because the problem is too big to solve.

I value individuals.   I loathe creating and segmenting America.   I loathe affirmative action and set asides that elevate one race or gender above another because of perceived past ills.    I want the PERSON to rise up, to pull his ass off the ground, and to make a life for himself.    I don't buy that the poor are held down by the rich - I've never seen a poor person hire anyone or give them a job other than to sell illegal drugs or to get into a life of prostitution.

This debate was held in Las Vegas - a city that this President insulted ad nauseum over his reign of terror on the Constitution.   And this is oddly the state that is represented by one of the most unethical Senators in US history - Harry Reid - former Senator Majority leader who is complicit with forcing Obamacare onto Americans.

There is simply none of these clowns who is qualified to be President - for none of them even understands the Constitution.   At no time did the founders feel that we should excuse the current 50% of the population who pay NO FEDERAL INCOME TAXES and then to demand from the other 50% that they pay for more goodies.    The socialist pig Bernie Sanders is seeking to bribe young people and the lazy to vote for him and he'll overtly give them free shit - this is pathetic.    For all of his discussion on liberty, he is a socialist asshole - a fake Democrat - one who seeks to punish those who work hard because their efforts make them money.   Instead of demanding the lazy and those who the Democrats have enslaved with fifty years of welfare, he seeks to reward those jerks with more free goods.

Contrary to the spin and lies in this debate, there is NO CONSENSUS that there is any Western Man Made contribution to any Climate Change.    NO EVIDENCE AT ALL.    We have significant evidence that we are in a period of global cooling that happened 18 years ago and is intensifying because of solar storm activity that is NORMAL and CYCLICAL.   If anything, we'd want to warm this environment because the cooling is going to be catastrophic in the next decade.    But why should the fake Democrat party which is the Socialist party of America want to face the truth when the truth doesn't fit their desire to grab power.

I took notes - but why bother reporting on the specifics - these crowd of jerks is simply unfit to be President.   None of them are intelligent and they lambast using boogeymen when they constantly invoke them on Climate Change, Income Inequality, and Illegal Immigration.

Be very scared - I am absolutely gobsmacked by the extent of this infection of socialism in one of our two major parties.   Years ago we were hoping to defeat liberals - but there are no liberals now - there are idiotic, misinformed, traitorous, and arrogantly foolish socialists who line up straw men and seek to execute them with illogic.

While I loathe many of the Republicans, I fear that the only barrier to the total collapse of this nation.   

If you think the rich don't pay enough, then how is it that the top 10% pay over 90% of the taxes?    

How can you whine that the top 10% get tax cuts when you cannot cut the taxes on the bottom 50% when they PAY NO FEDERAL INCOME TAXES - they get one vote and contribute nothing to their own support.    And while those who pay 90% of the taxes get the same vote as those who intentionally make personal choices that are laughable?

Where in the hell do you leftist assholes get off contriving a right to free college education?  Where is that right in the Constitution?    Where is the right for illegal aliens to have any consideration here in violation of our US Code?     Where do you assholes get off forcing me to buy health insurance that I cannot afford, don't want, and eliminate MY CHOICE in what I want to buy while you claim a woman has a right to KILL another American (who just happens to have not been dropped by an illegal alien as an anchor baby)?

I'm mad as hell and pray that this country wakes up - for there will be a revolution - a bloody one.

We must get back to what our Constitution says that are the ONLY powers of the Federal Government.

As a sidebar - it was highly unethical of Anderson Cooper to not disclose that he is a huge contributor to the Clinton Foundation - a slush fund of corruption.

I am a political junkie, both in schooling and in overall interest so watching debates is fun to me.

But even I have limits.

At the two hour mark I'm ready to watch them shake hands and for them to be surrounded by family members and then to migrate to various places where their stories and spin can be chronicled by the insatiable news media.

But a three and a half hour debate?    You've got to be kidding!

I can tell you that at the two hour mark I was looking at the clock - it was 10 o'clock p.m. and on MEtv there was an hour of "Hogan's Heroes" to watch.    I debated - debate v. HH and in moments I switched over and didn't regret it.    I must profess that I endured the hour before the main event watching the four numbskulls at the little kids' table as they were the opening act.    I wasn't impressed.    I can say that I wish I could punch Rick Sanitorium in the nose.   I've never liked him and his condescending, Bible-Humping pandering style just makes me wish to add another 50 pound gold plated Bible to my purse and to swing away like there was no tomorrow.    I will not report further on these four.   Hopefully they'll disappear soon.

Below are some general observations of the Eleven that managed to get on the stage and some are so worthless that it might be hard to write anything nice about them.  Oh, well.

I'm going to go by the order they were on stage.

Rand Paul
Someone needs to get this POS to straighten out his hair - it looks like a chick.   Sometimes this guy makes sense but honestly his personality makes me want to take a dump.    He added nothing to the night.   Buh bye.

Mike Huckabee
He breathed and he appealed to the Rabid Right.   Cue the music to "Psycho".

Marco Rubio
You'd think that he'd have some skin color being from Florida and having hispanic genes.   He seemed sweaty and pasty white.   He was the albino laboratory rat waiting another injection of personality.   I'm not sure what he stands for other than being an illegal alien ass-kisser.

Ted Cruz
If you wanted to know what "Grandpa Munster" looked like before he joined the "Munsters" (1960's TV show) this is what he looked like in his 40's.   Cruz had some points of merit but there is just something about his presentation that seemed like a memorized answer and could have been on the "700 Club".   Creepy.

Ben Carson
Imagine him in bed - his sexual energy would need two blue pills to get through the act - he could quite literally start on his wife, she could fall asleep, and eight hours later she would wake up in time to see him cum and that would take five minutes.    I don't see his allure.    I think he might improve by spending a night in jail and learning to crave peen for the rest of his life.

Donald Trump
How many of you were wondering how red Trump's face could get?    AT the two hour mark Trump was nearly beet red and he seemed to be on the defensive.   I'm not sure why he is appealing outside of "Celebrity Apprentice" but tonight he showcased that we should run, don't walk away from him.   What a nut job.   He has no specifics and he is a bully.   I found Carly's retort to him to be delicious.

Shurbber
If he weren't named Bush he wouldn't even be on stage.   'Nuff said.    You can say that in spanish if you want.

Scott Walker
How in the world did he ever win any election?

Carly
Wow.   Here is why we have debates.   She is not the most scintillating personalities and might not have the muscle-memory to smile, but hey, at this point, we've had King Pimple's smiles for over six years and look at what its got us.   I'll take stoic and intelligent any day over the other 10 twits that were up there with her.   I also sensed that Carly has a set of balls somewhere because she drew from them with specifics and responses and shoved Trump's horse face remark right back at him in a way he was left with nothing but a snide remark.    I do know that I now relish Carly going against Hillary.    Oh, this is going to be fun.    In a bit over a month's time, Carly has gone from a virtual unknown to a serious candidate.   Dismiss her at your own risk.   She's that good and she is afraid of nothing.

Kasich
He looked and sounded like someone desperate for attention.    Go back to Ohio and subject only one state to your lunatic behavior.

Fat Christie
Remember Tubby's embrace of King Pimple in 2008 and that is all you need to know.   Due to his gravitational pull he'll be less likely to spin off orbit and could linger around for a few more rounds.   

Next debate she'll "moderate" and spin for the Democrats will be tastes great or less filling one.

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