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	Chaffey Duck A mental lightweight who had the audacity to use his dead father as an excuse for being cornered on a bad vote.    This is a turncoat former Republican who was always a leftist who stole RNC dollars without any hint of being a true Republican.   He was a RINO and thankfully he left the Republican party; his true Progressive ways are in full display. His debate performance was near bottom feeder status. Apparently above his shoulders he is made of granite. I wish there was more to write on this idiot, but he's this shallow. Did I mention he has not committed a crime and has no scandal?   He hasn't even polluted himself by having sexual fantasies and pounding his pud to them.
	Kankles the Klown Her qualifications to become President are that she was a dishonest lawyer who made profits off cattle futures.   She stood by her man while her husband has raped and abused women for the past four decades.   She once oversaw the failed creation of nationalized healthcare and invented a vast right wing conspiracy that could have been a Peanuts cartoon along with the "Great Pumpkin."   After her husband left office to further abuse women, she decided to run for Senate and was elected and spent considerably more time there than the minutes the Barack Obama spent there.    She used her experience of her growing kankles to run for President and was beaten badly by a half black man who later installed her as Secretary of State where she funneled contributions from foreign govenrments into her Clinton Foundation Slushfund where over 85% of the donations was consumed by administrative costs.   She violated numerous laws by using a private server for government communications and violated laws on records retention and her server and backup had classified documents that were likely hacked by foreign governments.   She allowed four Americans to die and opined that investigating all of this is another vast right wing conspiracy. The fact that her debate performance didn't end up with her kankles in the air and her biting the big one is not surprising.   No one crosses this bitch and the other four guys want to live another day.    All of her negative, dishonest, and unethical traits were conceded and no one made her squirm.  It is easy to win a debate when your competition fears being killed in a plane crash or ending up looking like they committed suicide. Did I mention her one qualification to become President is that she lacks a peen and has a vajayjay? You won't hear Kankles complaining about Bill Clinton and his women.   The two Clinton's have distinctly different tastes for the female form.   I don't think Bill's involves lipstick lesbians at all.
	O'Focka Duck Being mayor of a shit hole like Baltimore and then becoming governor of a shit hole state like Maryland is resume material most people would be ashamed to present.   O'Focka Duck is proud of his incompetence and wanted everyone to know he's that kind of a clown. Apparently there is something special about the eastern shore of Maryland - I am not sure if that where pumpkin ckunkin' happens or if that is further north, but I can see why he's proud of that area.   People there have knuckles that drag the ground and there is a lot of inbreeding.   West Virgina has nothing on these clowns. If he ever were to become President, you'd pray for the second coming of Christ. Do you know how dumb you are as a voter to elect this clown beyond the level of dog catcher?     Talk about low information voters!
	Grumpy Old Focka First, he is not a Democrat.   Second, he is a socialist and proud of it. Third, he's so old that he he would be near Reagan's age during Reagan's last year and we all know that reality to Reagan was in the form of old movies. Grumpy pants is committing election fraud by promising free stuff like free college, paid leave, and free healthcare in exchange for votes.   He constantly implores the young to join him and his bribes are obvious. Did I mention this is not a Democrat yet he is seeking a Democrat nomination.   He joins the turncoat Chaffey Duck as being something other than what he was. Apparently rural Vermonters are different than rural Marylanders.    Not so Merry. Apparently Grumpy pants is tired of hearing about Hillary's email.   We didn't know that Grumpy was also a debate moderator and this ended any further discussions on her illegality.    If someone is going to avoid trying to beat another comrade to be Czar of this country, how can we expect him to beat the Czar named Putin? I hear in the Senator's past he was a pervert of some kind.  Apparently he's pro-rape in male-female gender roles.    I wonder if he spends any time with Bill Clinton - I bet those two could put together a real life exploration of the significance of Grumpy's rape fantasies.
	Frankenwebb Another dishonest turncoat - once a Republican and now a Democrat.   Apparently being something you weren't is in fashion with these guys. Frankenwebb has his head bolted directly to his shoulders and speaks as if his jaw is wired shut.    If only his lips didn't move. This clown wears a neo-con costume as a hawk - seems much more comfortable with foreign affairs.   He has authored a shameful novel of disgusting content.   He fooled Virginians into voting for him after a Republican candidate rightfully called a protester some sort of monkey. Voters need to know that he couldn't handle the Senate for six years and fled with his tail between his legs.    I'm not sure how a coward of this little backbone is Presidential material, but in 2015 it doesn't take much more than having a vagina to be qualified to be a Democrat candidate for President. Too bad this debate was not on Halloween, at least he could explain his bizarre demeanor.   At least we knew he served in Vietnam like Lurch who is the current Secretary of State and we were reminded of this fact as often as Lurch tells us about his service.
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