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I'll admit, I don't care a flying monkey's behind about the Oscars.    I don't go to the movies.   I don't contribute to the wealth of the two-faced leftist actors who can't seem to comprehend how hypocritical they are in all that they do.

But tonight had a chance of a train wreck - and I just can't get enough severed arms and heads and blood and gore.

Tonight was supposed to be the 1968 black uprising by millionaire black actors who haven't put their money where their loud mouths are and to form production companies that hire black actors to play roles that would normally go to red headed Irish actors who play red headed Irish characters.   Where is the fat queen black bee, Oprah, and why isn't she subsidizing black actors and giving them roles that whites would play?   After all, we've had a black Annie.  And that went over how?

The Oscars have gone the gay way already - Ellen and Doogie Howser - but tonight we went black all about the lack of black nominations.   Chris Rock, the usually foul-mouthed, talented spreader of Robitussin, was the host and he came out dressed as if he was a server in 1960's Alabama - a white tuxedo with black pants.   I found this odd.   Queer even.

Rock wasn't awful.   He was better than Doogie and about as funny as Ellen - which meant he wasn't really funny for more than five minutes and then the rest of the race crap had already been beaten beyond its death exhalation.   We get it.   Blacks were nominated.   It is a total stretch that the white leftists who gave millions to a black Presidential candidate are racists.   They might not appreciate rap music and drug dealing, but they are hardly racists.

I should disclose that I do like Chris Rock and try to ignore his crass reliance on profanity.   I also need to disclose that I think he's cute.   And he is apparently quite fertile since he showed a picture of enough children to occupy at least eight years of mating.

It should be noted that there aren't any Chinese transgendered people nominated for any award tonight.

There was a slight bit of leftist political crap that found its way into the usual plodding and worthless acceptance speeches.   A dig at Donald Trump and a Mad Max reference to how our world is headed into the shitter.   This was, however, about the best that the leftists have acted in the first hour of an Oscars show in decades.   Usually they come unglued and vomit their obscene political views on the stage.

It should be noted that there were no one-legged Hispanic bisexuals nominated for any award tonight.

I must say that the Kohl's ads were awful.   You could tell their ads were on when nothing made sense.   I think that perfectly describes Kohl's.

The Oscar's show did have some almost funny moments with their clips mocking themselves.   I must say that Whoopie Goldberg is now the size of a mountain.   She's also as stupid as one.

There was an interesting comment about blacks being better athletes to justify their over representation in sports.   Maybe blacks just aren't very good actors.    Perhaps they are getting their fair treatment after all?

I am glad to see "Mad Max" doing so well in the worthless awards.    "Star Wars" isn't doing very well with the Academy voters.   I think there should be an investigation on why Science Fiction movies are so under represented as winners of the Best Picture.

Sylvester Stallone's make up tonight looked like a 1960's Coppertone Refrigerator.   Just saying.

I was horrified to notice that Betty White wasn't nominated for something.   I think she should host the Oscars.   I wouldn't mind hearing about her muffin.

Did you know that Cadihack, a former American and former luxury automaker was sponsoring the Oscars tonight?    In the past decade no automaker has operationalized insanity with more perfection than Cadihack.    They've tried and tried their Arts and Scientology (!) design theme for over a decade and found declining sales with each use.   Tonight we got to see their version of a near $90k car (!) and their version of a mid-sized CUV.   All featured dull styling with enough former 1980's movie theatre aisle lighting tubing to accent the front.   And the biggest achievement of Cadihack in the past five years is the removal of their laurels from their shield logo.

Did you know that Chile won its first Oscar tonight?   Don't ask me for what.

An overweight Pakistani woman won an award for a short film.   She wasn't black.

There was a nomination for a black documentary.   It did not win.   A dead white woman won.

Chris Rock - a black man - just mocked asians as they trotted out two asian boys (one apparently had a Jewish name) and an asian female who had to dress like a man.    I'm sure this was humorous somewhere.

King's Hawaiian advertised tonight.   I hate those rolls.   You couldn't pay me to eat one.

Two people uttered "Kiss my ass" on the Oscars show tonight.  Both were black.    Chris Rock and the Mountain formerly known as Whoopi Goldberg.  I'm not sure what happened to Whoopi - she used to be funny and nice.  Now she's just a big piece of shit.

Note to the President of the Academy of Motion Pictures - when you wear a dress with flesh tones to cover up your skin, pick a shade that matches your skin tone.   It was like watching a dark skinned neck and head on a white woman's body.

Very nicely done "In Memorium" segment.  Tasteful and nice music.

It should be noted that no white Dwarf was nominated for any award tonight.   The Academy is obviously short sighted.

And then the WHITE Vice President, Joe Bite Me, appears and he gets a standing ovation for being the dumbass sexual harasser that he is who suffers from congenital foot in mouth disease.   He then brings up about sexual assault - the nerve of this man who parades around nude at home in front of female Secret Service agents!   Shove it, asswipe!   And now he introduces Lady Gag Gag.   How fitting.

On Lady Gag Gag - I am not a fan of hers - and tonight she was barely good enough to be a top 10 contestant on "American Idol".   Several times my ears were hit with off notes.   It was not very good at all.  Certainly not as good as another Oscars performance she gave.   It was overdone and theatrical.  She doesn't really have much singing talent.   She is a superb showboat.   She was a complete distraction to the message.   I'd like to contrast this gimmick performance to the amazingly emotional and profound performance of Kelly Clarkson on American Idol this past week.

Speaking of awful performances - Sam Smith was near the beginning and his shrill voice was horrific.   He will never be featured as a gay artist on my blog because he is simply not good enough to promote over others who aren't products of marketing like he is.   He is not an artist.  He just mouths words.   He wins an award and dedicates it to the LGBT community - evidently he forgot the Q - whatever the fuck that is supposed to be that isn't redundant.

Shove it, Leonardo.   Shove your climate change bilge.  You asshole.    You need to stop flying all over the world spreading your plane's pollution around the world.   You hypocrite.   One of the lowest moments of the Oscars that he spouts his leftist propaganda as if it were based on facts.

WTF was "Spotlight?".

Chris Rock just lost my vote for returning to host - he mentioned "Black Lives Matter" which is a fraud and is a racist statement in its intention and purpose.

If you must know who won what award, go here.