The one thing I've learned about leftist swine is ya'll don't have a sense of humor.

Here is a chance to advance a black man in the eyes of those who pander to excessive skin pigment and the leftists are all over him because seven or more years ago this black man said some things about gay people!

The nerve of this "N" to go there!

Oh, I'm just joking.

I remember early in my 20's where black men that I worked with were just joking me about beating me up because I sucked cock.   They knew because I was an open homosexual male who didn't hide his rainbow affiliation.   I am not surprised that a famous "N" would act as the low rent, dead common "N's" did toward me where they advance their manhood by just joking about beating up a faggot.

I get it.

The problem with such "N" men is that I took them at their word that they wanted to beat my faggot azz.   I know they weren't inquiring if I was a bottom, but in order to prove their manhood, these fine "N" men were showing me love by suggesting that I'd appreciate violence at their hands.

You see, they were just joking.

I've learned through my years of life that black men are bodacious and delicious when they are nude showing off their horse hung manhood.

So I have this offer for Kevin Hart - a man who I know jack shit about just like I knew jack shit about the employees who wanted to assault me... do the show in the nude.   Yeah, "N" man, take all your clothes off and show us your manhood.   Show us faggots what we are missing by not perving on your ebony cock and balls. 

I dare you.

Show us your junk.

But alas, this fucking coward has caved in and the Oscars are now without a host.

May I suggest Colon Krappernick - the socialist, police hating, race-baiting piece of shit, unemployed NFL QB?    I think he'd make a fine host for the Oscars.   He hates America and so do most of Hollywood.   He hates Trump and so does most of Hollywood.   He hates the po-leece and so does most of Hollywood (unless they are being stalked by an over anxious fan).    He loves socialism and hugs and fucks trees and so does most of Hollywood.   And he's an unemployed "N" with his fro.

Brotha, can you spare him a dime?

Show the race-baiting piece of shit some love and let  him host the Oscars.

And maybe he can sink the awards show just like he's tried to do to the NFL!?

I'll admit, I don't care a flying monkey's behind about the Oscars.    I don't go to the movies.   I don't contribute to the wealth of the two-faced leftist actors who can't seem to comprehend how hypocritical they are in all that they do.

But tonight had a chance of a train wreck - and I just can't get enough severed arms and heads and blood and gore.

Tonight was supposed to be the 1968 black uprising by millionaire black actors who haven't put their money where their loud mouths are and to form production companies that hire black actors to play roles that would normally go to red headed Irish actors who play red headed Irish characters.   Where is the fat queen black bee, Oprah, and why isn't she subsidizing black actors and giving them roles that whites would play?   After all, we've had a black Annie.  And that went over how?

The Oscars have gone the gay way already - Ellen and Doogie Howser - but tonight we went black all about the lack of black nominations.   Chris Rock, the usually foul-mouthed, talented spreader of Robitussin, was the host and he came out dressed as if he was a server in 1960's Alabama - a white tuxedo with black pants.   I found this odd.   Queer even.

Rock wasn't awful.   He was better than Doogie and about as funny as Ellen - which meant he wasn't really funny for more than five minutes and then the rest of the race crap had already been beaten beyond its death exhalation.   We get it.   Blacks were nominated.   It is a total stretch that the white leftists who gave millions to a black Presidential candidate are racists.   They might not appreciate rap music and drug dealing, but they are hardly racists.

I should disclose that I do like Chris Rock and try to ignore his crass reliance on profanity.   I also need to disclose that I think he's cute.   And he is apparently quite fertile since he showed a picture of enough children to occupy at least eight years of mating.

It should be noted that there aren't any Chinese transgendered people nominated for any award tonight.

There was a slight bit of leftist political crap that found its way into the usual plodding and worthless acceptance speeches.   A dig at Donald Trump and a Mad Max reference to how our world is headed into the shitter.   This was, however, about the best that the leftists have acted in the first hour of an Oscars show in decades.   Usually they come unglued and vomit their obscene political views on the stage.

It should be noted that there were no one-legged Hispanic bisexuals nominated for any award tonight.

I must say that the Kohl's ads were awful.   You could tell their ads were on when nothing made sense.   I think that perfectly describes Kohl's.

The Oscar's show did have some almost funny moments with their clips mocking themselves.   I must say that Whoopie Goldberg is now the size of a mountain.   She's also as stupid as one.

There was an interesting comment about blacks being better athletes to justify their over representation in sports.   Maybe blacks just aren't very good actors.    Perhaps they are getting their fair treatment after all?

I am glad to see "Mad Max" doing so well in the worthless awards.    "Star Wars" isn't doing very well with the Academy voters.   I think there should be an investigation on why Science Fiction movies are so under represented as winners of the Best Picture.

Sylvester Stallone's make up tonight looked like a 1960's Coppertone Refrigerator.   Just saying.

I was horrified to notice that Betty White wasn't nominated for something.   I think she should host the Oscars.   I wouldn't mind hearing about her muffin.

Did you know that Cadihack, a former American and former luxury automaker was sponsoring the Oscars tonight?    In the past decade no automaker has operationalized insanity with more perfection than Cadihack.    They've tried and tried their Arts and Scientology (!) design theme for over a decade and found declining sales with each use.   Tonight we got to see their version of a near $90k car (!) and their version of a mid-sized CUV.   All featured dull styling with enough former 1980's movie theatre aisle lighting tubing to accent the front.   And the biggest achievement of Cadihack in the past five years is the removal of their laurels from their shield logo.

Did you know that Chile won its first Oscar tonight?   Don't ask me for what.

An overweight Pakistani woman won an award for a short film.   She wasn't black.

There was a nomination for a black documentary.   It did not win.   A dead white woman won.

Chris Rock - a black man - just mocked asians as they trotted out two asian boys (one apparently had a Jewish name) and an asian female who had to dress like a man.    I'm sure this was humorous somewhere.

King's Hawaiian advertised tonight.   I hate those rolls.   You couldn't pay me to eat one.

Two people uttered "Kiss my ass" on the Oscars show tonight.  Both were black.    Chris Rock and the Mountain formerly known as Whoopi Goldberg.  I'm not sure what happened to Whoopi - she used to be funny and nice.  Now she's just a big piece of shit.

Note to the President of the Academy of Motion Pictures - when you wear a dress with flesh tones to cover up your skin, pick a shade that matches your skin tone.   It was like watching a dark skinned neck and head on a white woman's body.

Very nicely done "In Memorium" segment.  Tasteful and nice music.

It should be noted that no white Dwarf was nominated for any award tonight.   The Academy is obviously short sighted.

And then the WHITE Vice President, Joe Bite Me, appears and he gets a standing ovation for being the dumbass sexual harasser that he is who suffers from congenital foot in mouth disease.   He then brings up about sexual assault - the nerve of this man who parades around nude at home in front of female Secret Service agents!   Shove it, asswipe!   And now he introduces Lady Gag Gag.   How fitting.

On Lady Gag Gag - I am not a fan of hers - and tonight she was barely good enough to be a top 10 contestant on "American Idol".   Several times my ears were hit with off notes.   It was not very good at all.  Certainly not as good as another Oscars performance she gave.   It was overdone and theatrical.  She doesn't really have much singing talent.   She is a superb showboat.   She was a complete distraction to the message.   I'd like to contrast this gimmick performance to the amazingly emotional and profound performance of Kelly Clarkson on American Idol this past week.

Speaking of awful performances - Sam Smith was near the beginning and his shrill voice was horrific.   He will never be featured as a gay artist on my blog because he is simply not good enough to promote over others who aren't products of marketing like he is.   He is not an artist.  He just mouths words.   He wins an award and dedicates it to the LGBT community - evidently he forgot the Q - whatever the fuck that is supposed to be that isn't redundant.

Shove it, Leonardo.   Shove your climate change bilge.  You asshole.    You need to stop flying all over the world spreading your plane's pollution around the world.   You hypocrite.   One of the lowest moments of the Oscars that he spouts his leftist propaganda as if it were based on facts.

WTF was "Spotlight?".

Chris Rock just lost my vote for returning to host - he mentioned "Black Lives Matter" which is a fraud and is a racist statement in its intention and purpose.

If you must know who won what award, go here.

Race relations were supposed to improve by the election of King Pimple of a Man.    This assumed he gave a damn.   Apparently he is intent on using race as a way to divide this nation.

I love black peen.   I love black nutsacs and well built black men.   But then again, I love men of all kinds so I find nothing to whine about when it comes to race.

But there is a significant amount of black people who do nothing but whine about how they are subjected to racism - even if none existed - you see, right now it is in vogue to be black and to assume you were subjected to racism when you fail.

The latest flare-up of racism claims is when black actors and assorted film folk were nearly shut out of the upcoming Oscar awards for the past two years.   And since this fact can "only" be explained by racism, there are wives, dogs, and house plants of black non-nominees who are boycotting the leftist institution that is the Oscars.    

It is true that the Oscar awards picking folk are out of touch - this has been true for several decades when their choices of films and winners cannot be explained by real talent, real performance, or real quality.   And when these old folks were giving awards to black people, this was acceptable and just and fair.   But now that the old folks picking winners and losers are "snubbing" black people, we suddenly have racism.   It has to be.   We all know that being black provides you cover from personal failure when your efforts were subpar in today's America.   You cannot possibly be responsible for personal failure if you are black.   Your failure is do to external forces and of course that means white folk are at fault.

If we are to look at how we excuse prejudice and applaud it when it suits a political narrative, we are never concerned that some sports reward and coddle black athletes and are over saturated with black participants.   We never hear that there are too many black NBA players or too many black NFL players - a fact that is so skewed that if whites were represented at this proportion that the black race-baiting machine in America would be whining and protesting and burning down their cities to show their outrage.     And while the black racists are perfectly content to over stock professional sports franchises with black athletes, these same racist bastards whine when there aren't enough black faces as coaches in these sports!     This is what I'm talking about when race matters only when it is deemed to matter.

With the Oscars, we are told to assume that snubs are race-based and that this is proof of racism.   I'm unclear why Oprah and other well off black folks don't just create their own studios and create films that pander to black audiences.   It is not the fault of white folk that they are not interested in movies about rap gangstas or about how blacks are exploited or made to be victims.   Each race will necessarily find common ground with their own kind and will find comfort with those of other races who aren't threatening or who have commonalities with their kind.   This isn't racism.   This is reality.    I don't seek out Asians but I do have individuals who are asian whom I associate.   I'm not Jewish and don't go out of my way to find a token Jew to claim for my own, but I do have Jewish friends because we have things in common.

It is not the fault, therefore, of Joe Blow average white man who doesn't patronize black-themed movies or television shows and doesn't vote with his wallet.    As a gay man, I don't watch or view anything about lesbians or which claims to represent feminism.   I don't believe in either and won't bother to patronize such films or shows.  It isn't that I want all lesbians to be melted down for whale oil for lamps.    I just don't find lesbians to be interesting.   There are a few whom I associate, but this is because we share common ground on a few things like admiring pickup trucks and liking the smell of diesel fumes.

There are some damned fine black actors and it is not the fault of an awards institution to find the best work for them or to do anything other than to judge the works presented.   Perhaps if black actors actually did something that was amazing to society at large that more of us would go to bat for them.   I am, however, less likely to support or patronize a restaurant that sells soul food than one that sells Italian.   My choice.  My tastes.  My preferences.   I don't choose NOT to patronize a restaurant because it is black owned.      My contempt for RG3 in Washington in the NFL has nothing to do with his blackness.   I loved Doug Williams who won a Super Bowl for Washington.    I just have standards and won't support natural borne losers no matter how many draft choices his ass cost my team.

The real problem with race in America is that the claims of racism have been so over-used and exploited that many of us are simply sick of even trying to go beyond - regardless of what we do as white people, many blacks are now feeling their oats and think every failure of theirs is my fault and the faults of pink skins like me.

Perhaps if those indignant blacks would just do what most Americans of all colors and persuasions do and work hard, the race-based excuses for failure would no longer hold or carry water.    But there is something to a self-fulfilling prophecy of seeing a white sheet behind every door or in every closet and then believing someone is out to get you.

Truth be told a black person is more likely to be killed or injured by his own kind than by any one else.

But then again, reality is not what matters.   True is not important.   It is now all about satisfying the perpetual sense of victimhood that many blacks seem to think they own and are the only victims ever born.   

The solution to all of this is for everyone to be the best version of themselves and to take responsibility for failures and to use those failures as steps up the ladder to self improvement.   Short of that and those who whine the loudest deserve the eternal shit storm they perceive.

Oscars Are Over

I was hoping Ellen would be good and funny tonight.    I don't know if she writes her own material or not; if she doesn't, if she can fire her staff, she should do so and sue them.

Ellen was awful.   She was absolutely not funny and she was amateurish in some portions of the show.   She was tacky, catty, and silly.   

As for the rest of the show it was often awful and totally political and predictable.   It takes no courage to do a movie about slavery especially when your President is half black and your first lady's family were slave owners.  

No surprises tonight - nothing good much happened.   

I did wonder how all of these self-righteous "greenies" could support a show that creates so much CO2 in direct transportation and electricity used to produce, create, and run this show.    Wouldn't it be greener to just have a webcast and to email the certificates to the winners to their iPads?

Sorry, Ellen.   You sucked.    And it appears doubtful you do this again.   I was disappointed.

Today - Ellen DeGeneres is returning in 2014 to host the Oscars, producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron announced Friday. "I am so excited to be hosting the Oscars for the second time," said DeGeneres in a statement. "You know what they say — the third time's the charm." DeGeneres, who hosts the syndicated talk show "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," hosted the 79th Academy Awards for the first time in 2007, and was not just a rare solo female doing so, but the first openly gay or lesbian person to have hosted the event.  During the show, she said, "What a wonderful night, such diversity in the room, in a year when there's been so many negative things said about people's race, religion, and sexual orientation. And I want to put this out there: If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would be no Oscars, or anyone named Oscar, when you think about that." "We are thrilled to have Ellen DeGeneres host the Oscars," the producers said. "There are few stars today who have Ellen's gift for comedy, with her great warmth and humanity. She is beloved everywhere and we expect that the audience at the Dolby Theatre, and in homes around the globe, will be as excited by this news as we are. The ceremony, will be broadcast live on March 2, 2014 on ABC.

Don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing. The Obamas have to find a way to get their mugs on the television.   There have been few cam whores like this family of cam whores, but these people have egos bigger than their fictional career accomplishments that they continue to remind us are really true. I was a bit unnerved.   I'll admit - I was almost relishing an Obama-free major event.   Knowing that he and his bitch and brood are all-knowing and superior to the rest of us, I just knew there was going to be a way for one or the other of the reproductive members of the family to appear.   With the chances of them arriving in person being limited by the population still possessing firearms, I figured someone would make a video and slip it in there.   And I wasn't asked to make a horror flick so I knew that route wasn't going to be the avenue for their moment in time. We came down to the last award and with Ben Affleck being up for an award and with him being a major league sycophant of the regime, you just knew that he was going to win.    Spielberg was just too Jewish to get an award knowing that this Administration only cares about Jews when it is campaign time.    And Obama would fancy himself being Lincoln but Barry isn't man enough to experience a Seth McFarlane head shot joke. So out comes Jack Nicholson - ever looking like a creep and a sexual predator who likely has to take Viagra and use a popsicle stick to hold it out for use.   I used to really like Nicholson but he is now fast becoming creepy - sorta like how the actor who played The Godfather ended up el creepo maximus. Suddenly, as big as a drive in movie screen, out pops Moochie with her tin soldier props dressed like they were going to a fancy dress ball.    And if you will notice that women were over-represented in the prop sampling since they aren't half the military but got half of the prop exposure.    Moochie was wrapped in Reynolds Wrap and with some glitter thrown in and those teeth - my gawd - looking like Jaws was gonna eat Jack (likely only to puke later). I wasn't the only one to notice the Mooch mess - even the Washington Post wondered what I was.   For the full article read here.    For a preview look to the right! Why was Michelle Obama at the Oscars? "It was the average too-long, unfunny, over-produced Academy Awards TV show and then, after suffering through the 10-hour (well, it seemed like it) show, there was the first lady. In a ball gown. With military service personnel in dress uniform behind her. She declared of the Best Picture nominees, “They reminded us that we can overcome any obstacle if we dig deep enough and fight hard enough and find the courage within ourselves.” Alas, none of the films nor her aides reminded her to mention the military, not those personnel behind her nor those serving overseas, an odd omission for the White House that nevertheless was pleased to have them arrayed behind her like, well, set decoration. She did have time to give a crumb to the gay community, applauding the movies that inspire us ”no matter who we are or what we look like or who we love,” adding that “they are especially important for our young people.” (Except when they contain gruesome violence, traffic in stereotypes or use gratuitous profanity, I guess.) Real heroes, such as our servicemen and servicewomen, inspire us, too, I would think. It is not enough that President Obama pops up at every sporting event in the nation. Now the first lady feels entitled, with military personnel as props, to intrude on other forms of entertaining (this time for the benefit of the Hollywood glitterati who so lavishly paid for her husband’s election). I’m sure the left will holler that once again conservatives are being grouchy and have it in for the Obamas. Seriously, if they really had their president’s interests at heart, they’d steer away from encouraging these celebrity appearances. It makes both the president and the first lady seem small and grasping. In this case, it was just downright weird. No one, it seems, gets within a mile of the White House with any sense of restraint. No one there would dare suggest nearly half the country didn’t vote for him and doesn’t much like him and might want to be left to their small daily pleasures. (Greta Garbo said it best.) And no one there is apt to explain that the White House, the military and the first lady (not this one in particular) are institutions bigger than the Obamas and their e-mail list. Still, it would have been grand if the lefty-maligned “Zero Dark Thirty” (which showed the nasty interrogation techniques her husband deplored) had won Best Picture. Unfortunately, that sort of perfect karma happens only in the movies."