Donald Trump must be quaking in his boots.
The Establishment Repugnicons have sent out their heavy artillery to go after Donald Trump.
Killer Mittens.
Mittens Romney, or Mitt if you whisper sweet nothings into his ears while you do the missionary position with him, has been hauled out of the pickle jar and has been sent out to seek and to destroy a billionaire who has a big mouth, even bigger hair, and an ability to insult, staple, spindle, and to sue men who have a greater net worth than Mittens.
Apparently the Establishment Repugnicons, the neo-cons, the chicken hawks, the womanizing, small-peened brigade of the Repugnicon party have had their fill of Donald Trump going through the best and brightest of the Repugnicon party like John Riggins going through a Pop Warner defense.
So what does this country club Buffy and Biffsters do to show that they are double dog daring Donald Trump to take them on? These Buffys and Biffsters are using the loser Mittens to take on Donald Trump.
Seriously? Mitt Romney against Donald Trump? You can't make this shit up. The man whose cum face looks exactly like his reading the Wall Street Journal face is really going to hurt Donald Trump? Romney is as carismatic as a pet rock - and that is giving him credit - and he thinks that America loves him so much that they'll give a fock what he says about Trump? Excuse me for a minute while I purge, but America didn't love Mittens enough to do more than to allow him to lose to King Pimple of a Man - a man who is so hated that even a dead Nixon could beat him.
But Mittens could not. Not even with a binder full of women (fully dressed of course for nudity is a sin unlike arrogance and intentionally lying) could Mittens slay the lying dragon and his brood. They still occupy the White House along with Mooches' mother, Mother Jefferson Washington Carver.
Just like when the butt much Marco Polo Roboto went dry humping Trump's leg, Mittens had to insult and to slur and call names. Apparently there are more men in the Repugnicon party that are Chlamydia Jenner Kardashian who prance around in dresses but still cling to their micro peens and peanuts in a thimble tied between their legs.
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