I have few kind words for the fool named Mittens Romney.

Unfortunately I can't recall them so I'll just go into skewering him as he deserves on this day as his vindictiveness rises to a purely political and personal vindetta against Donald J. Trump.   Add pettiness to his integrity crimes because Pierre Delecto holds personal grudges like no one else.   And his moment of wood for a man goes against Donald Trump - you see, the Donald beat  his political opponent to become President and Mittens gave us four additional years of the reign of Constitutional terror known as King Pimple of a Man's second term.

It is not surprising that I can't remember anything nice about Mittens because he is such a two-faced, flip-flopper who likely has binders full of positions with the font of the page being one position and the back of the page being the position he'd shift to if confronted.   And then the next page would remind him that he could go back to the front of the page to get a new position.

I personally wish I could smash Mitten's face with a baseball bat.   I do loathe him so much.   I lament that for consecutive elections against that asshole Barack Hussein Obama that our choice of a vote against him had us having to vote for the back-stabbers, John Fucking McCain, and his buttmunch, Mittens.

Our man of flip-flopping and butter knife back stabbing decided today to join with the part of satan, the Democrats, in inventing reasons to convict the President of committing a fake crime while never uttering the word "Biden" in any phone call.    You see, the 2016 campaign wasn't about Biden.   It was about that bitch Hillary and her documented use of the Russian hoax to meddle in the 2016 election.    And King Pimple's finger prints are all over this as well.

Mittens says he consulted his God - I'm sure the Beast Master made him do it - gave him the hot knife to stick in Trump's back, and then told him to say "Binders filled with women."    I'm sure the seductive pictures of fat women in 1900's bathing attire was enough to make even the most robust Mormon sprout wood in time for another procreation moment of lust.

Mittens is such a man of principle that he had to flee the State of Massachusetts where he impersonated a Democrat and then took his contempt for Republican principles to the land of the Pod People, Utah, where he could find enough idiots of faith to elevate him to the Senate so that he could channel the inner putridity of the spirit of John Fucking McCain.    

So how is that decision to elect Mittens going for you, Utah?     Do you enjoy worshiping Satan that much?

In the end, this is the high point of the Mitten's life - getting a chance to urinate on Donald Trump in a dignified manner by showcasing what a blithering idiot he truly was.

Oh, now I remember the nice thing about Mittens.   He's an idiot.

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The irony of the two men responsible for the eight years of King Pimple of a Man have now gone all in on being traitors to America and seeking to take down the only man who has the balls to take down the  shit Obama forced onto America.

Oh, Mittens.

Oh, how I held my nose and voted for you.

I knew you were a dumb ass who happened to be Mormon (you poor people now having to live down his bad hair and his new permanent sucker's cramp facial expression).

Once upon a time Mitt got to ride in a bevy of his daddy's AMC products - you know the ones - built like shit - priced like a dead hooker - and as beautiful as a full frontal shot of Nancy Pelosi.    All that toxic mess that comes with using cheap ingredients turned young Mittens into the tired old piece of fucking backstabbing shit that he is now.

And to think that Donald J. Trump went all in on supporting Mittens McCain for the U.S. Senate!

Oi.

Now Mittens has let his hair down (I threw up twice there) and we get to see that he's just as rancid and unworthwhile as we'd thought - a lazy ass rich person who has mastered having four faces without exposing a butt cheek.    This guy is a disgusting piece of shit - Democrats are automatically pieces of shit because they are all traitors and hate America, but before our eyes after we planted one backstabbing traitor six feet under where even worms don't venture to go, we now have a new McCain in our midst - this one might have a rather lengthy life even if he's only a one termer after the voters take him apart glob of hair junk by glob of hair junk and chase him off back to Massachusetts with his witch wife and his uncontrolled reproductive urges named Forn, Ih, Cay, and Shun.  

There simply is no amount of contempt that I can write here tonight to express how badly I want Mittens to be roasted by Satan for eternity and having Mittens having to eat the unshaved muffs of Nancy, Sheila Jackson Lee, Stone Puss Waters, and Chillary Clinton all while Satan shoves unlubricated wooden telephone poles up his ass for eternity.

Oh, my God.

Donald Trump must be quaking in his boots.

The Establishment Repugnicons have sent out their heavy artillery to go after Donald Trump.   

Killer Mittens.

Mittens Romney, or Mitt if you whisper sweet nothings into his ears while you do the missionary position with him, has been hauled out of the pickle jar and has been sent out to seek and to destroy a billionaire who has a big mouth, even bigger hair, and an ability to insult, staple, spindle, and to sue men who have a greater net worth than Mittens.

Apparently the Establishment Repugnicons, the neo-cons, the chicken hawks, the womanizing, small-peened brigade of the Repugnicon party have had their fill of Donald Trump going through the best and brightest of the Repugnicon party like John Riggins going through a Pop Warner defense.

So what does this country club Buffy and Biffsters do to show that they are double dog daring Donald Trump to take them on?    These Buffys and Biffsters are using the loser Mittens to take on Donald Trump.  

Seriously?    Mitt Romney against Donald Trump?    You can't make this shit up.   The man whose cum face looks exactly like his reading the Wall Street Journal face is really going to hurt Donald Trump?   Romney is as carismatic as a pet rock - and that is giving him credit - and he thinks that America loves him so much that they'll give a fock what he says about Trump?    Excuse me for a minute while I purge, but America didn't love Mittens enough to do more than to allow him to lose to King Pimple of a Man - a man who is so hated that even a dead Nixon could beat him.  

But Mittens could not.   Not even with a binder full of women (fully dressed of course for nudity is a sin unlike arrogance and intentionally lying) could Mittens slay the lying dragon and his brood.    They still occupy the White House along with Mooches' mother, Mother Jefferson Washington Carver.

Just like when the butt much Marco Polo Roboto went dry humping Trump's leg, Mittens had to insult and to slur and call names.   Apparently there are more men in the Repugnicon party that are Chlamydia Jenner Kardashian who prance around in dresses but still cling to their micro peens and peanuts in a thimble tied between their legs.

Read about the two clowns meeting in Utah today.