Alas, he was primed to join whatever the Kardashian show is called (I think it is called, "No talent white trash dress up as rich bitches and act like cunts") anyway so this is no loss.
And Chlamydia will be starring in some show on Hulu about being transparent (but with a peen) so he's going to have plenty of face time - time he craves - and especially during this time when he is no longer a former olympic stud muffin.
According to network officials, "Chlamydia opened up year one with 2.7 million viewers who had no lives of their own. Year 2 saw desperate viewers had dwindled to 500,000 and things weren't going to get better the longer he still had a peen."
It did not help that Las Vegas was now betting on which would happen first - Chlamydia getting his weiner chopped off and turned into his personal love tunnel or if Hillary Clinton would tell her first truth of the last forty years.
According to an unnamed Kardashian spokesperson who refused to be named fearing that there could be a sequel to "Fatal Attraction", "The Kardashians just can't seem to shake Chlamydia. They've tried vitamins. They've tried drugs. They've tried electroshock therapy. They have concluded that the only way to get rid of Chlamydia is to use a powerful firearm. They are so concerned that the faux cunt got his way to join their show - and - that show is only supposed to be about normal trailer trash, not some gender speculator who whores herself out as her own pimp seeking prime time attention."
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