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Showing posts with label Bruce Jenner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bruce Jenner. Show all posts

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Having your cock hacked off, does not make you a woman.
Having a peen crafted from tissue from your female body
does not make you a man.   It makes you a freak.

In America, we have a serious problem with fakes.

The New York football Giants have faked jerseys that never wear worn in an actual game and passed them off as having done so.

We have fake news created by the propaganda wing of the Democrat party and passed off as real news.

We have fake celebrities created out of an orgasm or out of slutiness or just being black.    The Kardashians, Colon Krappernicks, and Cam Cheatings (Carolina Paper Tigers football team).

And now we have the original fake - Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner who spent her life as a man winning medals only to claim he's a woman and to use all sorts of props to dress up as a female and then to claim that wacking off her penis makes her the woman she always wanted to be.

I have absolutely no desire to understand the fake sexual group, the transgendered.   I don't believe you are born a man in a woman's body anymore than I am going to identify as a martian one day and then a stalk of celery the next.    As long as I don't have to hear or deal with a fake woman or fake man, I don't care what you do with your life.   But if you are in your travels as a fake woman, you have no right to take your fake woman's body and think you can use a woman's room.   You are a man - you should feel the discomfort of having to use the restroom of your real gender - or - you can choose to stay at home and only appear in public when your body is butchered and you are transformed into your cheap Chinese knockoff gender of your intentions.

I have only contempt for Chlamydia.

She is without class.   She's the worst of the fake man and fake women situation.  

She rubbed our noses in her fake shit - her fake life - turning her fake life and profiting off of it.

She killed a real woman in a traffic accident.

Some of the fake men and fake women have done their fakery without hitting us over the head of that journey.   Chaz Bono comes to mind.   We heard of her journey from real woman to fake man and yet we didn't get clobbered by it on a seemingly weekly matter.   She added a peen and filled in her snatch with bondo and she's now a fake man who looks like an overweight real man.   Big whoop.   If you are going to do your fake man thing, this is likely the best way to do the fakery.    Out of sight.  Out of mind.

Consider how fake Chlamydia is....

He is 67 years of age.

At this age, he is not brown haired and his hair was thinning.    All of that hair is fake and fake in color.   Without this fakery, he'd look like a witch without the green skin.

Notice how perfect his skin is at 67?   Either his skin has been pulled tight or he's a product of photoshop or visits a car body shop daily to get all the wrinkles pulled out and his chassis straightened.

Chlamydia also has a problem...

If she is to be believed that she is a female, then she cannot ever be called an Olympic Gold Medalist - she committed fraud competing as a man - and since she is Chlamydia, and not Bruce, she never won jack shit!     This cunt is trying to live a world in both genders - claiming the glory of the fake man she was and claiming the glory of the fake woman she now is!

Every bit of his body is now fake.    He never came with boobs.   He never came with a cunt.    He is an estrogen rockette (Birdcage).   He is a bastardization of his former athletic self.   In his pursuit to be honest with himself (his assertion), he is all fake all over all the time.   It is odd how this concept of "identification" requires fakery to pull it off.   Instead of taking the route to find out why the individual does not identify with his gender, the shrinks whore the process and make destroying the honest self by creating a false narrative and a false appearance as if the identification is correct and everything else is flawed.   It is so truly sad that our shrinks would so throw out the notion of normality in caving into the flawed perspective of the individual - and it is especially abhorrent when we allow children to tell us that they are one thing without seeking to normalize them until such time as they are adults when they have full right to fuck up their lives and to live to regret their decision. 

None of what I say applies to the real victims of nature - the people born with both male and female bits.   I feel for those people - all too often these people have their bodies butchered by their parents to make them one thing without giving these people a chance (as adults) to choose which way they want to go.   These are the true victims here - not those who claim to be a man when they are really a woman.   Those are fake people.    

Right now in America we can base reality solely upon what one identifies.   If you think you are black person trapped in a white person's body, you are thus considered black.   You can steal college grants and awards that aren't yours simply by declaring yourself a perpetual victim.   We've had this done by a standing US Senator, Elizabeth Warren, who claimed to be a first squatter even though her percentage of her composition is so specious as to make her 99% something else; but she stole grants and monies that were supposed to go to real first squatters.   She has committed grand larceny at all levels.    But this really doesn't matter - identifying as a mushroom means you are one.    And if you claim you are a disabled mushroom, all the better.

The problem with the gender speculators is that cannot prove they are really men when born as women.   With homosexuals and lesbians, we can prove their sexual orientation by stripping them nude and watching their sexual attraction to the same gender as we parade nude men in front of the so-called gay man and then watch his member wither as a nude bitch is brought before him.   Unfortunately we cannot prove that there is any such affliction as the "transgendered".   We can alternately and as rightfully claim that those who say they have this affliction are either cowards of being men or tomboys who are really lesbians; but that does not make the men afraid of their masculinity as women; nor can we prove that tomboyishness is a sign you were really born a male.    There is so much hogwash and brainwashing and allowing children to claim one thing as they are coached into this choice that may not be them at all.   We do know that there is male hate in this world - women will do anything to rid the world of men - so there is significant motivation by women to nurture their males into waife boys and then to pass that off as proof that they are really chicks with dicks.    But we must not pander to children who claim to be what they aren't and to allow them to make a stupid decision when they have no clue what the fuck they are.  

Adults have the right to fuck up their lives so if they want to amputate their limbs because they identify as a person born without them, let them have their limbs hacked off and leave their stinking torso to then support itself; similarly those who are gender speculators should in fact be allowed to defile their bodies on their own dime (how this could ever be considered an insurable disorder is beyond me).   Adults should be allowed to mutilate their own bodies as they wish but they should not be allowed to make the rest of the normal world to suffer the misery of the fucked up minds of the gender speculators; those with this invented affliction should suffer on their own - no way in hell should it be made public or to demand taxpayer support.    The fact is that no gender speculator has been denied bathroom or locker room usage - but what they have been denied is that the rest of the 99% of the public should not have to endure altering their lives one bit to allow a gender speculator to feel good about their stupid choices.     A man who thinks he is a woman who still has his manhood is a man and he should be forced to use the men's room; at no time should a woman who thinks she is a man be allowed to force real men to endure sharing their private spaces with fakes.
 

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner had his show, "All about my fucking dream to have a cunt" cancelled.

Alas, he was primed to join whatever the Kardashian show is called (I think it is called, "No talent white trash dress up as rich bitches and act like cunts") anyway so this is no loss.

And Chlamydia will be starring in some show on Hulu about being transparent (but with a peen) so he's going to have plenty of face time - time he craves - and especially during this time when he is no longer a former olympic stud muffin.

According to network officials, "Chlamydia opened up year one with 2.7 million viewers who had no lives of their own.   Year 2 saw desperate viewers had dwindled to 500,000 and things weren't going to get better the longer he still had a peen."

It did not help that Las Vegas was now betting on which would happen first - Chlamydia getting his weiner chopped off and turned into his personal love tunnel or if Hillary Clinton would tell her first truth of the last forty years.

According to an unnamed Kardashian spokesperson who refused to be named fearing that there could be a sequel to "Fatal Attraction", "The Kardashians just can't seem to shake Chlamydia.   They've tried vitamins.   They've tried drugs.   They've tried electroshock therapy.    They have concluded that the only way to get rid of Chlamydia is to use a powerful firearm.   They are so concerned that the faux cunt got his way to join their show - and - that show is only supposed to be about normal trailer trash, not some gender speculator who whores herself out as her own pimp seeking prime time attention."

Thursday, May 12, 2016


Pardon me while I gloat just a bit.    A nice randy and juicy gloat that combines elaborate superior dance moves with middle fingers displayed in z, x, and up yours formations.

This is so delicious.

We've wondered why Chlamydia Jenner Kardashian has retained her man parts for so long.

At first I thought she was just being frugal - why worry about a penis and a set of shrinking 'nads when you have the boobs that practically make you a woman.    And as long as you're wrapped in the finest cheap shit you buy, who knows what is lurking down there anyway?     As long as you have the boobs you are more than just a cross-dresser who gets wood from putting on black lacy and dreams of menstruating.    With boobs you are going to be the sexual object of some sick fuck's dreams and that is all that matters.   And since you are nearly as old as Hillary Clinton, you can establish that your boobs are perkier than hers.

And you don't have kankles.  Yet.

I suppose my glee - my delicious "told you so" celebrations  - are near psychic in nature.    I knew this was all a gimmick - I never even remotely considered that when this publicity charade had reached critical mass that Chlamydia would go through with removing her man tube and the twins.   I just knew there was more to this thing than a man seriously thinking that he wanted to be a 70 year old woman with a yeasty man-made vajayjay and eventually sinking boobs that would hang to his knees during the twilight years of his life.

Chlamydia has been quoted as saying "it isn't easy being a woman" - you do have to feel for Chlamydia - having to put on makeup, bondo, and getting your hair to look just right with the cheap shit she buys would tax even the most ambitious cross-dresser.    Sleeping with those boobs would cause any man to rethink the transition.   And having all the trappings of a woman while still having a peen and nuts would drive any normal woman to tears as the peen would make sure she is paid 72% of what a man makes and that an erection would be considered rape.

Chlamydia is despondent.   She might take several years to reassess her dog and pony show while still clinging to the hopes of dating a woman.    And it appears that Chlamydia is not a friend of lesbians as evidenced by her appearance on the "Ellen Show" a few months ago.    No self respecting lesbo will dare date a psuedo woman as long as the instrument of rape is still there and functioning and able to deposit a nice creamy load on a 300 pound lesbians bread dough like breasts.

Ian Halperin, the author of "Kardashian Dynasty:   The Controversial Rice of America's Royal Family" has reported that sources tell him that Chlamydia has just been miserable these last few months.    Having to constantly apply the bondo to make her face look like the air-brushed versions in "Vanity Fair" would try any man's patience as well as having to make sure that no stray facial hair should appear.   I'd feel for Chlamydia but I just don't care.

I also understand that Chlamydia is having issues when Theodore Cruise picked a real woman as a running mate and not her.    I understand completely.  Chlamydia has bigger boobs.

And so the never-ending soap opera of Chlamydia continues - she won several awards as a woman while she never was - her best moments were when she was a man - and having television shows about her transition just aren't as satisfying as failing to pay attention while driving and causing a chain reaction accident that killed a real woman.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

It’s “a dream come true.”   From Fortune Magazine.

The star of the E! reality series I Am Cait is reportedly joining the cast of another show.

Caitlyn Jenner, best known for her relationship with the Kardashian clan and days as an Olympic decathlete, is set to appear in the third season of the hit Amazon AMZN 0.82% series Transparent, the Associated Press reports. Jill Soloway, creator and executive producer of the show, hasn’t revealed any details about the new character, but in an interview at Saturday’s GLAAD Media Awards she called the news “a dream come true.”

Soloway added that it wasn’t difficult to get Jenner to agree to appear on the show. “We are all part of the same community. A lot of the transwomen who work on our show are also in her show, I Am Cait” she said. “Lots of crossover. Lots of friends.” Jenner, who also recently became the face of H&M’s new athleisure line, is scheduled to begin filming next week.

“Transparent” follows the story of Maura Pfefferman, played by Jeffrey Tambor, who comes out to her friends and family as transgender. Variety reports that it won the GLAAD award for outstanding comedy series. I Am Cait tied with I Am Jazz for outstanding reality program.

Note:   Chlamydia's shows have been ratings disasters.   Yet she continues to profit while real transgendered people suffer from her bastardizing the cause.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Christmas is officially over and Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner has found a way to grab the limelight once again for her boobs and for her ego.    I believe her ego competes for space somewhere in her cleavage since there is no room between her legs since she still has her hungs and dangles.

Apparently Chlamydia was supposed to have a five city tour where she would tell you of her struggles to deal with her inner woman while still being a man where it matters.     I suppose this is the ultimate ying and yang civil war, but she chose to be a 66 year old estrogen rockette, not me.

According to UV News Network, the fastest growing news service in the world and winner of "Who Gives A Flying Monkey's Ass" award for journalism outside of the lamestream, Chlamydia has to shut down her highly anticipated "All About My Boobs" tour of five cities chosen out of one of her D cups.    The reason for the cancellation of her "I'll show you my areola's if you'll buy me a drink" tour is that she has work conflicts.

Miss UV knows a thing or two about work conflicts and having one's personal life interrupted but I've never cancelled a chance to be on the Veranda sipping mint julips on a warm southern night over work conflicts.   I've rescheduled them - I've moved them to another night, but cancel?    Why that just wouldn't be southern.

I suspect that since she had five dates which loosely translates into 5 weeks of her fast slipping away life and impending boob slippage toward her knees that she just wasn't going to honor her dates to speak in front of two or three people with more money than life.    Why would Chlamydia bring her story to those who really care - even if the three fools brought their pets Snuff Snuff the three legged Poodle and Kibbles and Shits the blind Terrier with bowel control issues.

I did my math while carefully making sure my full length white gloves did not get ink stains from my ball point pen and I determined that there were still 47 weeks to reschedule those five weeks of conflicts and that made me wonder if this wasn't all just Chlamydia impersonating Hillary Clinton sans the kankles.    I mean, girlfriends, we all know that with 47 weeks left in the year, Chlamydia could  have found even a Waffle House small enough for her audiences and she could have them slap down some flap jacks and have some psuedo maple seer-up with her homies and it would be so intimate - so up close and personal with her amazing mammaries and friends.

And so our lives are once again soiled by the thoughts of her old balls and drooping erectile dysfunction being stuffed into some black frilly laced underwear meant to cover some nasty ass fish slit.

I thus leave you with that nightmare to dwell on.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Poor Bruce Jenner.

He hasn't even had his lop-a-dicktomy yet, and he's in some serious gender-bending trouble.

Perhaps he should go back to being a man since he never killed anyone.

But his case of make believe certainly has, and now he'll likely face manslaughter changes to the person who was born a real woman that he killed earlier this year while driving his big SUV that he couldn't control.   Charges against Bruce Jenner's Mrs Doubtfire alter ego could be announced next week.

Read more about the faux woman's legal issues.    Maybe he can move his reality show behind bars.   Isn't orange the new black?

It is a sham that this clown is the face of the new transgendered world.    The Kardashian clown demeans real people who have to face this issue - people who don't exploit their situation for profit or for personal game or attention.   People who are just being themselves.

Thursday, July 16, 2015


None of us can appreciate the PERSONAL struggle that Bruce Jenner has had to face.

But when his PERSONAL struggle was turned into a PUBLIC CIRCUS BY HIM, he becomes fair game for a total appreciation of his dog and pony show.    And with his horrific performance at the ESPY's last night accepting the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage, I must now aim both barrels of contempt at the jerk that will always be Bruce Jenner.

Back in February 2015, Bruce Jenner killed a woman while driving his ostentatious Cadillac Escalade and acted in a reckless manner.     It seems highly inappropriate to give an award to someone who murdered another person - even if it is "allegedly" or "still under investigation".    Not only did Jenner kill this woman through his own actions, he did so while in transition.   It is thus that his male life and his life of transition to the land of the hoo hoo overlaps and invalidates his courage.

His audacity and lack of humanity is profound - a real person that had a core of integrity would have refused such an award until such time as his name was cleared.     The problem is that it would be unlikely he will be cleared from this - and perish the thought - if he was using his smartphone while driving.

I thus enter the following photographs and videos to show what an absolute joke the "Courage Award" is and how Jenner deserves contempt based on the accident alone.   I'll deal with his transition afterwards.

Bruce Jenner killed a real woman in this crash.     She was someone's mother and grandmother.   Her crime?   Not having courage and being immediately in front of a hulking gas-guzzling SUV driven by a man with a bunch of courage.


And now you can see for yourself the true courage of the man who wants you to feel his pain.    The driver he killed feels none.




TRANSITION FROM MAN TO PSEUDO WOMAN
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I fail to grasp how the act of a person taking steps to alter one's body is an act of courage.   Even if there is an inner turmoil that is as vast as we are told, that is not courage to become what you are - it is a journey that you accept - courage is taking action in a situation where you have precious little time or control.

Even at this point, Jenner is still a male but not has big flabby mammaries that have been cured and propagated through hormone treatment.    We are lectured that he must retain his male goods until such time as he has "adjusted" to having flabby mammaries for a year or more.    Ostensibly this transition period must also come with the commensurate female life experiences of being raped by a man (perhaps even having the story told by Rolling Stone) and then treated to sexism and perhaps given a roofie and become another one of Bill Cosby's victims.     To date, Bruce Jenner has not lived the full female experience.    It seems odd that we can give him an award for completing half the marathon toward womanhood.    I have to laugh at his video below because you know all of the audience is imagining the rather robust 66 year old woman standing there with her hung and dangles still clinging to her future hoo hoo spot.  

Jenner has not made this journey in private and many of us would have preferred that she had been a man and then suddenly been turned into a fairy princess out of sight and out of mind.    This is, after all, her own private journey, but like so many of those in this day and age of LeBron James type of dog and pony shows, we have our faces rubbed in the personal journeys.

I offer a video of the half-baked Bruce Jenner in all the trappings of her womanhood accepting an award that recognizes an incomplete journey and ignores her killing of a true woman and endangering other highway travelers.   Keep in mind that this is no pristine 21 year old - careful work has been done to hide the wrinkles and other skin maladies that Bruce Jenner has.   You are viewing a fake woman who is claiming to be true to herself but is anything but honest about her appearance.     You have, a pseudo-woman with body work by MAACO and who could be wearing an athlete supporter under her full length pink bed sheet.


Thursday, June 4, 2015

You have to wonder how committed Bruce Jenner is to his lifelong fight to be the woman he always wanted to be.    Apparently he still retains all the goods nature gave him - and he easily can swing back after the backlash of his dog and pony show makes his life a living hell.   Read more here.

Read all about it here!