In today's society, the infestation of snowflakes and mental midgets setting the agenda and determining what is just and right has now taken on a new battlefront as once loved and established gay icons are now under attack.
After being a man has been ridiculed to the point of a need for duct tape and a tuck for the private parts with an all out attack on man fur and man spreading, it should come as no surprise that the Village People would be next to be emasculated and ridiculed and to be erased from history.
Jasmyn Reegyna, spokeslesbo for Americans for Cultural Sensitivities, announced today at a press conference that the Village People are symbols of women-hate, exclusion, racist stereotypes, insensitivity toward first squatters and non-inclusive with gender speculators and features earth raping construction workers and peace hating men in the military.
"Look at these men - not one was once a woman, all are likely paid more than a woman in the same job, all have functional penises which are instruments of rape, and none suffer from post partem depression after having been knocked up by a college predator after being drugged by him," noted Jasmyn.
The Village People, a 1970's creation of repression masquerading as a singing group features the following predators and oppressors:
- There is a cowboy - a universal symbol of male domination over all living things and a symbolic exercise of white privilege that rendered women subservient and sought to slaughter first squatters who are also known as native Americans who were never American and were never native having invaded this land via a land bridge and who stole land that wasn't theirs because they thought they were here first.
- There is a construction worker who whistles at women and makes catcalls that objectifies women and whose very action rapes Gaia with penetrative equipment and filling in the holes with a liquid and erect materials.
- There is a police officer who rides a polluting motorcycle and who treats blacks as second class citizens and who renders judgments and profiles to solve crimes committed by blacks people rather than finding a white male to blame instead.
- There is the man dressed in leather - oppressive treatment of animals who were slaughtered to make the wardrobe instead of seeking palm leaves and grass skirts to create a sustainable outfit. This man is also hateful on women and minorities by the appearance even if he isn't that way.
- One of the most insulting characters is the military man whose character was once an athlete who could have been Chlamydia Jenner in her athletic and peen enabled days who would have ended up singing as a 70 year old Earl Scheib reworked female.
- And then there is the fake indian who is a caricature of hate and oppression instead of being a 500 pound lesbian native american with braided pubic and armpit hair and who loves small mammals and the mother earth, Gaia.
- A Mooslim Man with a butter knife and who drives a large diesel truck for crowd control.
- Several women of color that are not being body shamed for weighing over 400 pound and who want to go topless.
- A three time gender speculator who started out as a woman, who became a man, who went back to being a woman, and then back to a man who kept his fuzzy dice on his rear view mirror in his Prius.
- At least five snowflakes who will always be in a safe zone so they can be free from having their beliefs confronted with the truth of life. Five was chosen so that they feel protected when the audience numbers above one when they sing.
- Instead of having a native American, there will be three border crossers from the south who only want to improve their lives and should be given free passage and social benefits and a house, a car, and your job.
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