Hurricane Irma has provided a bumper crop of former Trump bashers impersonating journalists to actually get out and to cover reality.
And apparently reality is a tough act to handle.
About 15 minutes ago some cunt female correspondent was surprised that things had changed and that the winds had picked up and the rain has intensified.
Duh, the hurricane hasn't even hit yet. Things are going to change. It's called manmade reality avoidance syndrome.
I don't see the point of having stupid humans deployed in the midst of storms - especially when you hide them in a concrete bunker where they can report on the storm from a safe distance.
I'd suggest that you just put up go pro cameras all over and then have your equally oblivious of reality news anchors to do voice over work - you could even pre-write this stuff so maybe someone there will catch you from saying something as stupid as the female correspondent did a while ago.
You won't be surprised.
You could flip around the hurricane zone going from go pro camera (protected by being hidden deep inside a building so as to make sure they won't be hit by flying signs and plate glass windows falling from condos).
I was struck how CNN doesn't use old people as correspondents for storms - these people have seen everything so they won't be surprised. They are very immobile - they can't get out of their own way so no wind gust is going to blow them over - and if they do topple, they'll break a hip and can give you an on-the-spot correspondent to discuss how Donald Trump's actions against Obamascare makes it impossible for the old person to get coverage for the broken hip. That's a two fer - correspondent down and Trump being bashed. And maybe the correspondent being over 8 decades old could lament about how this is all indicative of global climate change caused by men.
So, if you want a break from a Sunday without the love of Jesus or being crowded into a Church where wife beaters mingle with dads who molest their children, I suggest you turn into CNN - the Comedy News Network - and see how real professionals do it instead of Jon Stewie or the spectacled turd that has a show somewhere where he wasn't - old coldturd.
Breaking News - That stupid cunt that was surprised is named Rosa. I think she said her last name is Flouride or Flourine or Floursomething. And just as she was telling people that they shouldn't be out around the high rise buildings because of the fear of flying glass - she was right there doing what she was telling us not to do!
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