CNN has long demonstrated that intelligence and critical thinking skills are actually skills that will prevent you from being hired. Over at PMSNBC, not only do you have to be naturally stupid and blessed with the ability to talk with your head up your ass, you can be a racist, a homophobe, and be America hating and get a job without any problem.
But today, I focus on the dumbest of the dumb, a man who cannot even use the brain power of his little head to supplement what God forgot to give him in 9 months of gestation.
Meet Jim Acosta. This could be the most stupid person ever born - and he somehow managed to get all that stupidity without the usual standard equipment of blonde hair.
Jim supposedly works (he puts on a suit and goes to CNN and then receives payment) at CNN, a true propaganda wing of the Democrat National Committee to insult America at every turn. Jim was a virtually invisible snowflake that pranced around like he were human cotton candy. Apparently he is hispanic so that makes him even more special. America loves its tacos stuffed with cotton candy and shit. For years, however, there was little in the way of Jim differentiating himself from the incompetence that is hired at CNN to report the Democrat company line of acceptable "news" stories. Jim was somewhat attractive in the early days though I'm sure Anderson Cooper would not have given him the time of day unless Jim's Chalupa were big enough to trigger a gag reflex other than to listen to Jim talk.
But, with the sinking of the USSR's Hillary Clinton in November 2016, Jim saw his chance to become the biggest piece of shit ever born and to throw all caution to the wind and to be the foe that would challenge the Donald at every turn - even if Jim showed each time what an ignorant and uninformed questioner he was. But Jim was proud to go after Trump so if he looked like a douche bag and an entire case of Massengill in the process, oh well.
The latest resume material for a man who has to pay 3 points to borrow 1 IQ point was when he was dogging the current President and Kim Jung Hitler was mysteriously less curious about finding the truth with King Pimple of a Man who notorious for giving zero truth during his Presidency; but hey, King Pimple was a half black man and he was a Democrat, socialist piece of shit, so whatever he said just had to be the truth. Just like Schmucker's. It just had to be good.
If you get a chance to fuck Jim, don't expect him to remember your name or to know or to care about pleasuring you. He is a snowflake of the first order and likely will forget why you have your dick up his ass in the first place. Even Anderson, a man who isn't known for having high standards of conduct, wouldn't touch Jim unless he had triple protection before packing some brownies with Jim.
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