UV News Service Special Report
Deal breaker discovered that was where to park the shit and piss limo that protects Kim Unhung's byproducts so that no one knows what his health condition. Stumbling block has been resolved and toilet limo can be parked in a garage out back of the Sinapore meeting place.
And now onto the real details of this mysterious meeting that has Special Inquisitor Bob Mueller intrigued into possible collusion between Trump, the South Koreans, the North Koreans, and the Chinese.
Apparently Kim Unhung is big on French cooking - or at least eating properly prepared Poodles. He is picky on the size of the woof woof as he doesn't do toys and those massive ones that look like a Japanese Monster character are just too big for Kim's tiny mouth. He demanded live Poodles to be on standby so they can be killed and eaten within an hour.
Kim is also quite fond of the vintage nudes in Playboys but he really wants to see the pink folds that are rarer than a Hillary truth being told. Playboy was not fond of showing the pink folds as it wasn't as tasteful as just having the blob of female flesh posed so the robust tittage could sag like a water balloon. Nonetheless Kim wanted some for his entertainment.
Interestingly, the surprise request by Kim was doing a Kardashian and he wanted to take a crack at Chlamydia's new tunnel. Kim figured it was so new that it would be tight around his little unhung and that made his moist.

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