Andy Rooney: Hello to you, Albagdadi, and for you taking time from getting humped by Satan.
Albagdadi: Grrrr... Infidel.
Andy Rooney: Want some lube?
Albagdadi: Grrr... Infidel.
Andy Rooney: Allahfukbar to you too.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: One track mind, I see.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: I hear you lost your head in that tunnel. That is kinda ironic that you, Big Dadi, would have your head separated from your body like you commanded children to do to your enemies.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: I hear that your beard didn't get a drop of blood on it but your your little bag dadi couldn't be recovered.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: You had a much bigger vocabulary when you were hiding behind children, a podium, and raising your finger into the air like you were Bernie Sanders.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: Does Satan hump your torso with the legs still attached or is he just using your head to get off?
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: I see how it is, big dadi. You were all talk when you can get others to do your killing. Did your three children end up in hell with you or did Jesus lift them out of the hands of Allah and make them angels.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: Is it true that Satan is getting ready to also house Hillary, Nancy, Adam, and that former fat daddy, Jerrold Nadler. Care to comment?
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: How hot is hell? We always here that it is hot as hell here on earth from those who are climate change hoaxers.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: I'd ask you to add a comment with sign language but I can see your arms are here, here, and your hands are in tens of pieces. Did Satan eat your middle fingers because I can't seem to find them here (looks into the doggie shit bags that the US military carefully wrapped Albagdadi parts).
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: I guess the Special Operations guys saved you from being wrapped in bacon since they used it for BLT's for lunch.
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: The President, Donald J. Trump, was rather a cad by claiming you whimpered and cried and overall made a fool of yourself when you were found. Did that great Dog, Conan, make you shit your long dress?
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel.
Andy Rooney: Do you have any final words for your followers?
Albagdadi: Grrr...Infidel. Satan's got a big dick.
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