Today was day 2 of the new television miniseries "Adam Shitt's Kangaroo Court".
And today produced no crimes that could be recalled.
But we got to feel sorry for a deepstate operative with a 30 year career of serving America's interests and who resented a change in direction by the new President.
And she was sent packing along with her tampax and hair dye.
What we discovered today is:
- Witness tampering is a crime when the Democrat kangaroo court judge introduces a real time tweet in the middle of a hearing when the witness had no access to Twit to know it was evening happening. Odd, the Chair of the Kangaroo court directly tampered with the witness using the twit as it was happening. There would have been no tampering otherwise. So we have another instance of when a Democrat overtly does something that they transfer their crime to someone who does it incidently.
- We found that the only women who the Democrats appreciate are the ones they can exploit for going after Donald Trump or when they need votes. It was obvious that the old hag that served 30 years and had a bad hair dye was to be appreciated for her female gender (okay to use biology to treat women differently than men ... right Democrats?). We were supposed to feel sorry for her because she has a vagina and that she is just more special than a man.
- Donald Trump is a meanie for what he said about "that woman". It is so mean to use "that woman" to comment about "that woman". Bill Clinton didn't have sex with "that woman" either.
- When asked point blank if Vulvawitch had any evidence of "bribes" or "other crimes" she answered in her measured way, "no!"
- Kangaroo Court Justice Adam Shitt once again changed rules and imposed new standards against Republicans. Apparently points of order, etc matter not to Shitt when it makes him look like a fool.
- Once again we have a witness who never met the President nor had any first hand knowledge of any crimes.
- Did I mention that Vulvawitch had an awful unnatural hair color? It looked like light oak stain.
- Did I mention that the ONLY thing of substance that happened today was that the Kangaroo Court Justice introduced a tweet in real time? This could be historic as it might have been the first time a non-anti-jew tweet was introduced Congress. I believe one of the nasty cunts in the Squad introduced a tweet in Congress but I might be mistaken.
- Did you hear that the Democrats have shifted the code language of the impeachment from Russian Collusion to Obstruction of Justice to Quid Pro Quo to Bribery? Apparently the Democrats who are concerned about the Constitution have decided to focus group test the crime that the President will be charged and then will shape the narrative of witnesses to prove that after the fact. Apparently finding the crime and supporting an actual commission of one with facts is too old-fashioned for Democrats. Now we have to test which crime that we could charge hits the audience with the most outrage and then we'll only allow questioning on that charge even if the witness has no evidence to support the charge.
- Did you know that Vulvawitch was "shocked and devastated" by being called "that woman" by the President. Well, it worked with Nathan Lane's character in "The Bird Cage".
- The arrogance of Vulvawitch over being fired was so blatant - the audacity of the President to send a tired old cunt to the street (where she can teach college students who are running up college debt). The audacity of the President to go against 30 years of policy direction that our State Department has cultivated all while allowing Hillary Clinton to conduct OFFICIAL business on a PRIVATE SERVER!
- Don't worry. Vulvawitch was not concerned about Hunter Biden's lack of expertise in anything other than harvesting belly button lint and using drugs. The fact he was hired by a Ukraine gas company being on the Board is just business as usual for 30 years of State Department policy direction!
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