The Democrat Party of America has unleashed the most disgusting scandal upon America that we've seen:  Russian Collusion.   Reports this week indicate that EVERY foreign surveillance warrant requested by the FBI was based on fraud and fake reports.   EVERY ONE.

So we know that the Democrats who ran the FBI at that point will not stop at going after Donald Trump.  And when the Russian Collusion case fell apart, the Democrats quickly pivoted toward the fake case of impeachment that had ZERO supporting evidence that Trump committed ANY crime.

Of course we do know that Vice President Biden did in fact publicly commit the very acts of which Trump was impeached and there is a record of him threatening to withhold military aid to the Ukraine.  And we know that his son who had less knowledge and experience in Ukraine's gas industry than I do got a million dollar income contract to lead one of the biggest gas outlets there.   And the Bidens received millions from China as they are so up the ass of the Chinese government that we cannot dismiss that Coronavirus is a state sponsored hit piece to get Trump for the Democats.

At this point my latter point is conjecture.    Sadly, it follows the same pattern of illegal actions that the Democrat party has demonstrated against Trump.

There is motive here for the Democrats to wage a biological war against Trump - they've violated numerous laws up to and including the Hillary Clinton paid for dossier that set up the Russian Collusion case (not to mention the criminal acts of the Clinton Foundation that is supported by an independent audit of the finances of the agency).   We only have to point to the infamous missing 33,000 Clinton emails and her use of a private server for official business to see that Democrats will do anything to elude capture.

Now we have Nancy Pelosi on a vacation eating expensive ice cream and chocolates while Americans are losing their jobs because the small businesses they work for no longer have access to paycheck protection funds that would give them a month or more of continued employment.

Nancy Pelosi and her democrats are truly fiddling while Rome burns.

She is in fact filling her face with more than grapes or cake.    She lies when she says that she has done the work for the American people.   She offered a plan early on that did nothing to stop the Coronavirus situation - instead it was packed with billions of dollars of pork to advance aspects of the Green New Deal.    And when she was caught, she stammered and then managed to get millions for the Kennedy Center that also had nothing to do with the Coronavirus situation.

Nancy Pelosi and her Democrat bastards have some nerve to suggest that Trump didn't act fast enough. 

Perhaps he didn't.

But at the same time that the biological weapon had been released in China, the Democrats were distracting Americans and Trump with fake impeachment proceedings based on no criminal activity ever proved.   For every assertion that Trump abused power, Pelosi and her minions did the same thing by trying to invalidate a Presidency - and now it is apparent - being done at the seminal stages of a pandemic - which makes Pelosi no less complicit in crimes against Humanity than the Chinese!

And she should hang for it.

No political party in the US is more up the ass of the Chinese than the Democrats.   Democrat Senatricks Diane Feinstein had a Chinese spy on her staff for up to a decade without any hint that she cared or did jack about it.   If she was duped, then what does that say about the Democrats when it comes to China overall?

We know the Bidens were complicit with underhanded Chinese deals and that the GM bailout secreted billions of dollars back to China to save Buick - a nothing brand in America - over Pontiac which handily outsold the brand here.   But Buick was big in China and the billions diverted to expand Buick production in china that was supposed to preserve and to create American jobs has gone with little fanfare.

The  only way that the Democrats would have to defeat Trump is to make his economy worse than the eight years of misery of King Pimple of a Man.   So the Democrats will drag their feet as long as they can to ruin America to give Joe Biden a chance in November.

And if that is not the biggest act of political scandal and abuse of power and collusion then the terms have been raped beyond recognition by the Democrats themselves!

She's a Woman.  It hurts her more than a man.   But attack Kellyanne Conway and her marriage because she's a Republican Woman.

Today was day 2 of the new television miniseries "Adam Shitt's Kangaroo Court".

And today produced no crimes that could be recalled.

But we got to feel sorry for a deepstate operative with a 30 year career of serving America's interests and who resented a change in direction by the new President.

And she was sent packing along with her tampax and hair dye.

What we discovered today is:

• Witness tampering is a crime when the Democrat kangaroo court judge introduces a real time tweet in the middle of a hearing when the witness had no access to Twit to know it was evening happening.   Odd, the Chair of the Kangaroo court directly tampered with the witness using the twit as it was happening.   There would have been no tampering otherwise.    So we have another instance of when a Democrat overtly does something that they transfer their crime to someone who does it incidently.
• We found that the only women who the Democrats appreciate are the ones they can exploit for going after Donald Trump or when they need votes.    It was obvious that the old hag that served 30 years and had a bad hair dye was to be appreciated for her female gender (okay to use biology to treat women differently than men ... right Democrats?).   We were supposed to feel sorry for her because she has a vagina and that she is just more special than a man.
• Donald Trump is a meanie for what he said about "that woman".   It is so mean to use "that woman" to comment about "that woman".    Bill Clinton didn't have sex with "that woman" either.
• When asked point blank if Vulvawitch had any evidence of "bribes" or "other crimes" she answered in her measured way, "no!"
• Kangaroo Court Justice Adam Shitt once again changed rules and imposed new standards against Republicans.    Apparently points of order, etc matter not to Shitt when it makes him look like a fool.
• Once again we have a witness who never met the President nor had any first hand knowledge of any crimes.
• Did I mention that Vulvawitch had an awful unnatural hair color?   It looked like light oak stain.
• Did I mention that the ONLY thing of substance that happened today was that the Kangaroo Court Justice introduced a tweet in real time?    This could be historic as it might have been the first time a non-anti-jew tweet was introduced Congress.   I believe one of the nasty cunts in the Squad introduced a tweet in Congress but I might be mistaken.
• Did you hear that the Democrats have shifted the code language of the impeachment from Russian Collusion to Obstruction of Justice to Quid Pro Quo to Bribery?   Apparently the Democrats who are concerned about the Constitution have decided to focus group test the crime that the President will be charged and then will shape the narrative of witnesses to prove that after the fact.   Apparently finding the crime and supporting an actual commission of one with facts is too old-fashioned for Democrats.   Now we have to test which crime that we could charge hits the audience with the most outrage and then we'll only allow questioning on that charge even if the witness has no evidence to support the charge.
• Did you know that Vulvawitch was "shocked and devastated" by being called "that woman" by the President.   Well, it worked with Nathan Lane's character in "The Bird Cage".
• The arrogance of Vulvawitch over being fired was so blatant - the audacity of the President to send a tired old cunt to the street (where she can teach college students who are running up college debt).   The audacity of the President to go against 30 years of policy direction that our State Department has cultivated all while allowing Hillary Clinton to conduct OFFICIAL business on a PRIVATE SERVER! 
• Don't worry.   Vulvawitch was not concerned about Hunter Biden's lack of expertise in anything other than harvesting belly button lint and using drugs.   The fact he was hired by a Ukraine gas company being on the Board is just business as usual for 30 years of State Department policy direction! 

Dateline:  Washington, D.C. via Moscow

Michael Cohen, President Trump's former attorney, came to Washington under the invitation of the Socialist Party of America's House of Representatives, and was supposed to offer forth a delicious menu of all things criminal done by candidate and President Trump and to offer forth the dessert of the day:  Russian Collusion.

Despite the attempts by a Mooslim Cunt and Elijah Cummings, a former racial hero turned Grand Dragon of Black Racist Extortionists, to paint Donald Trump as a racist, there was precious little new here that was of substance or even new.   Aside from the myths spun by the racist Cummings and the rest of the Socialist Party minions on the panel, there was nothing there about Trump that we haven't heard before.

And yet there is still no proof of any of this.

Cohen, a rat that somehow earned a law degree, has repeatedly told us what we already knew - Trump is a knuckle dragger who pads his crotch, inflates his wealth, and who brags and who uses coarse language.

Well, duh and spank me and call me Edna.

Yet nothing criminal has been proved.   Just like in 2017.   Just like in 2018.   Nothing.  Zilch.   Not one piece of evidence.    And absolutely nothing new.

The Socialist Party of America has completed its takeover of the Democrat Party and it was apparent that these fools on this panel had a hard time passing a single IQ point among themselves as the questions were bogus, stupid, and downright embarrassing.

Elijah Cummings was once a civil rights marching hero but has been consumed with overt racism as predicated by his fabricated and still unproven accusations that he was called what he is during the vote for Obamascare.    Cummings has asserted he was called what he is but still has not managed to ever provide any video tape to prove his assertions - and it should be noted that there were a plethora of cameras and video being taken; yet Cummings is nothing but a lying piece of shit and an overt racist consumed by his own superiority and hero complex all while forgetting racism can be delivered from the dark side to pink skins by uttering false accusations.

Cohen is due to start jail soon and because he is not particularly attractive or said to have much manhood, he'll likely be capped before he is released.    And he might not even get to consume cock in his mouth before a rat is shoved up his ass and into his mouth before getting shafted over 100 times and left to bleed in the showers without ever being sexually assaulted.

Just when I was starting to think that the Donald was starting to lose his balls, he comes out and shows the strength that we need to correct the rabid infestation of Progressive, neo-communist tripe that has weakened our nation and left our military less than effective.

Today, Donald J. Trump, our 45th President of the United States, announced that there is "no place for the transgendered (sic) (really long term parking gender speculators)" in the U.S. military due to the costs of keeping them in the military.

You see, these people come in as gender speculators with their out of wack sense of self and then expect the taxpayers to make them the woman they always wanted to be (or the man they never were).

King Pimple of a Man, in another twist of weakening the nation's military, opened the military up to the sexual misfits who are seeking entirely optional surgery and passing the cost onto the rest of us.

Of course with the infestation of the long-term parking gender speculators comes additional costs of having to create restrooms and changing facilities just for them (or we will punish the normal people who make up 99% of the military, and impose the will of the less than 1% onto the normal people); this is ludicrous.

Apparently the new ban on the long-term parking gender speculators does not apply to post operation folks - this is because they become women or men and there is nothing wrong with that; the pathetic invasion of the pre-op gender speculators is the problem and that is the banned population.   So, assholes, if you get your peen cut off and turned into a cunt, then you can take your estrogen boobs and your new love tunnel and enter the military as a woman - not as a trans woman - but as a woman - and you chicks who now have a dick will be held to all the standards of a male - and that is how it should be.

There is one advantage of men being converted to women and entering after the total change - they are stronger than real women and they can't get knocked up - and that should make real women totally expendable.   I'd totally support replacing all functional cunts with manmade ones with women no longer being allowed in combat (because our enemies don't value women and will rape them). 

I saw that a there is a particularly ugly woman who was formerly a male seal and it is now whining and challenging the President - well piss off fake woman - you were a man when you earned your medals - they don't apply to you now that you claim to be a woman - so you can shove your medals up your fake cunny and go pound sand.   You are the kind of misfit we don't need in our military - getting your gender speculation patchwork done on the dime of the taxpayers.    You are precisely the clowns we need out of the military - those who put themselves ahead of the country and now want to be treated as something special - anything you did as one gender no longer applies to you now as another - that was all committed as a fraud.  And this seal retired as a man.   She has no dog in this hunt at all.

The military is not a social experiment petri dish - it should be the most limited of all institutions because its purpose is to kill people, to break things, and to defend our asses from militant mooslims, power hungry Chinese, and those third rate nations of Iran and North Korea.    And since the Democrats dismissed Russia as a significant power when their King was in office, we need not be worried at all about Russia.

Great news today!   Long term parking gender speculators can sit at home dressing up as women and opining their lack of acceptance; if they are serious about being what they are, then undergo the operation at your expense and shut the hell up and join society.

Until then, fuck off.

Democrats are all abuzz that they finally have the killer story to put Donald J. Trump into the record book of pencil holders John McCain, Bob Dole, and the Binder Filled With Women Metrosexual, Mittens Romney.

It is now certain that Donald J. Trump loves pussy.

He wants to hold it.

He wants to fuck it.

He wants to grope it.

He admits that he is a heterosexual male when doing so is tantamount to beating a women; for to the left, loving and wanting to sniff and to fuck cunt is equal to rape.   Even thinking about using a woman for pleasure is equal to rape.

So the left is just beside themselves - Hillary is confused since she loves pussy too - but she has to have a public and private position for everything (from her latest hacked emails from her turd campaign manager Podesta).   Privately she's making Huma purr (and is celebrating 20 years of doing so).  Publicly she's having to remember the last time she fucked her rapist husband.

Now Donald Trump is caught being a real man and actually talking vulgar about pussy.   Can you imagine the hysteria that is going on it dyke bars where they have to admit they talk vulgar about miss piggy, fat, and stank pussy.    Trump is talking about wanting to do beautiful women!   Good lawd!  (Clutching my pearl necklace with so much energy that I think I broke a nail).

Our investigators with Bubba News Network (BNN) went to bars across the nation and interviewed men to see if they were outraged that Donald wants to grope boobs and hold onto pussy.    We were shocked to find that there were no men that found the way he said this to be offensive.

"Focking A, man!" said Jethro Rammingston.   "I loves me some cunt too.  I love burying my face into those cunt lips and licking it until she gushes."

"I love boobs.  Donald loves boobs.   I will vote for him," said Stroking Joe, the bartender at Tits and Twats, a Nashville Bar and Pool Room.

When we went to metrosexual juice bars, there was universal outrage from male patrons who were sitting crosslegged and wearing sandals.

"That's just gross.   My girlfriend told me I should hate Trump and I'll do what she says," says Barry Farqua.

"My girlfriend tells me that I should never objectify her and that when we make love, she tells me what to do and then gives me permission to finish in a Kleenex."  remarked Brad Fadwell.

Across the nation women who want to be paid equal pay for taking years off because they decided not to abort their one night stand byproduct were outraged.   Sadly we could not quote what the women said because the language was so nasty and toe curling that even I blushed.