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Black food icons across the nation were falling like flies today in what Oprah Winfried has called as "Brand Plantation Umteenth Day."    Winfried, the 300 pound black female yoyo with a taste for blackened fish, seemed devastated in her Chicago 100,000 square foot prize closet.   "First it was the death of Aunt Jemima, a woman I've licked more often than Gayle King.   She was killed by that Cracka Betty Crocker whom I admired for her muffin making skills.   Now it is Uncle Ben - a converted straight rice tycoon who did fancy a taste for brown rice with a certain wrist bend.   I learned a lot about being a woman from Uncle Ben," said Oprah Winfried.

Just two days before the celebration of being free at last of  blacks across the nation who did not even know until days ago there was a national holiday of being freed from Democrat Plantations in the 1860's, the disappearance of black brand icons could raise new concerns in Congress about new protections for other black-themed brands.

"I sho hope dey don't be killing Mrs. Butterworth's too," noted Vice Presidential Candidate, Quick Withdraw Demings, a snotty, arrogant, and upitty black former Whorelando, Florida police chief, who has a habit of inserting her nose where it doesn't belong like Miss Bonita from "In Living Color".   Deming made a name for herself as she placed many knives in the back of Donald Trump for her white slave owner, Nancy Pelosi, and her co-plantation owners, Shitt and Waddler, during the fabricated impeachment case against Donald Trump.

"She knows how to place a knife in a white man's black like no one else," said Nancy Pelosi in between spoonfuls of $15 per pint gourmet ice cream from her $25k refrigerator/'freezer combo unit that is housed in her armed guard and fence protected enclave near San Fransisco Treat, California.

Jerrold Waddler, the ashen and hopefully near death fat ass bastard Democrat noted, "Miss Bonita was all in everyone's business.   One day she was sniffing round my ass trying to find a kernel of corn I had missed.    She knew everyone's business and that's why she was put on the hit squad chasing Donald Trump."

Brand police, mostly comprised of wealthy white men or white women with bad bleach jobs, have been busy looking for anything with a black person depicted in a way that Southern Democrats last remember black people (from the 1860's) and have been standing on their necks instead of hanging them to get rid of them.

Uncle Ben was seen coming out of a white rice conversion plant and sought for questioning why he wasn't doing dirty rice instead.    Uncle Ben put up his hands and held up his Black Icons Matter Get Out of Jail free card as he was being questioned by an all white Brand Police squad.    Witnesses could hear Uncle Ben pleading that he couldn't breath as he gripped his own neck like he was being lynched.    The Brand Police opened fire and last reports indicate that Uncle Ben is not long for the world.