Uncle Ben's Rice Cabin was burned to the ground today by White Corporationists after he was shot by Brand Police. Aunt Jemima was killed by her "wife", Betty Crocker, after Jemima burned biscuits in Crocker's oven.
And now its Mrs. Butterworth's turn to be set free from the White Brand Exploitation Plantation.
For decades since 1961, Fat Ass Black Woman Mrs Buttersworth has been seen dragging her fat black ass across countless breakfast tables across America. Her fake maple syrup (her most significant personal crime) became addictive to white folk as her bottles became near life like in their flexibility. If she'd have been able to pick cotton or tobaccy, Southern Black Democrats would never have let her escape the Democrat plantation.
Mrs. Butterworth, whose first name is Betty, was born 59 years ago this month in order to offer the world a transgendered black person on their kitchen table to counter the lesbian Aunt Jemima who had been licking fish nearly 70 years earlier and providing a sweet, fake syrup of her own when she was excited by pancakes.
The deaths and near death experiences of Buttersworth and Ben has sent shockwaves around the grocery stores that were still experiencing shortages of ass paper and kotex maxi pads. There is now serious investigation by Black Icons Matter to see if there were any culturally misappropriated black icons that were schilling for White Corporationist money. And you can bet that if any more black icons were discovered and liked by white folk, those icons are dead, dead, dead too.
This is a developing story as Miss UV forgot all of the black folk hiding in my own kitchen cupboards. I will have to go through and make sure I don't have any of those people living where I can't watch them. They could steal a can of salmon while in there and I'll have to report them to the police!

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