| THE TOP 24, er,
TOP 26. 13 down, 13 to endure.
Who the fuck is this Noah
chick that is mentoring? She looks like a
ghost with tattoos.
First up is Near Death
Elijah. His only reason for continuing to
inflict misery upon us is his accident which we are never
allowed to forget. He can't sing.
You all can sing as well as he can. And what is with
his head looking like a grape turned on its side and going long
. Oh, please, let us hear again about your
accident. Keeps talking about it. And
that hair. Why do black men think that look is
something good looking? Off key - awful
performance.
More misery as Paige yells and
shrieks through a wrecking ball song that should have come by
and taken her off the stage in one
swing. Dreadful. Why is the
women are either 2x4 body types or blimps? Yelling
is not singing.
Marybeth - has gone down hill
with each ensuing performance. Last
performance was a yellfest - this one was just misery in low
volume. Apparently the chicks think you have
to wear cowboy boots to make you a country
singer. Cue the yelling.
Egads.
We Ani - putrid look - awful
black hair with two cancerous tumors at the top like Mickey
Mouse ears - slutty outfit. She is the one with a
mouse voice when speaking. Can sing but was awful in
this performance. She looked like Wanda's sister
from "In Living Color". For real
now. More yelling and why do these idiots not know
that the actual songs have a score - yelling is overpowering the
song.
Michael - he fancies himself
as a pretty boy. Sings like a 12 year old
boy. Please leave the falsetto to the BeeGee's,
clown. Katty Perry was ovulating for this
guy. But then again, when she sense young men, she
wets herself. Unremarkable
performance. Just when I thought there would be no
yelling, he throws it in.
Dawson - the Mormon - at least
he has the lips to do what I think he wants to do - not good -
was like a High School Musical performance - this was like a
theatre performance.
Hannah - at least she didn't
dance and didn't look like a slut. Unremarkable
voice. Voice sounded like a free youtube music
track.
Megan - horrific - trainwreck
- more yelling in a song that didn't need it.
Malik - I think he he thinks
he is Usher. Blacked up a song - so tiresome -
can't you black men sing something other than sounding like the
same old same old tired runs and black way?
Olivia - starts out
yelling. Failed the first 15 seconds test.
Colin - trying to be this
year's Noah. Sorry, impersonations don't
work. Overdone country look and
sound. Then he comes out and tries to be a
rocker without his hat. At least he came out of his
shell and did something different. Wasn't great, but
it wasn't a shriekfest either. And Katty Perry
wanted some of that big Colin.
Up next is Fake Bruno Mars -
Tyson - actually gave a performance. The best
of the bunch right now.
Fake Jay Ho - Back stabbing
witch from Hollywood week - I so loathe this
cunt. I shall not name her.
Dressed like a whore. She really likes herself.
I noticed the judges were
overhyping many of the contestants and being critical of the
ones who gave real performances without going over the
top. Interesting. |
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