Democrat operatives are aghast as truth was being published until it was discovered that a foreign entity had hacked leftist fake news processors and had to delay publication of affected papers.
Whenever the truth escapes and gets published, Democrats have a bad day.
And recently it was discovered that volumes of truth snippets would have been released to the general public due to a foreign country hacking into the fake news processors used by the Democrat party.
According to an unnamed Democrat, "We want to build a wall to protect our ability to have fake news distributed that advances our agenda. Somehow a foreign country was able to cross our digital border and to shut down our deception machinery and there were a few hours where the propaganda had been replaced with the truth which is never flattering to us. Thankfully we were able to catch this before too much truth had come out and we are most appreciative that nothing about Nancy Pelosi or Chuck U Schumer had been leaked though there was some unflattering news about Hillary Clinton suffering from mad cow, mad sow, and thick kankles diseases that has forced her to use body doubles at public functions while she is confined to bed."
Reports about this hack has been circulating for several days as numerous subscribers had as much as a day's delay in getting a copy of their Pravdas as entire sections of the paper had to have the truth purged and fake news inserted during the delay.
There is no evidence that Russia, Russian salad dressing, or practitioners of golden showers were at the heart of the obvious hack. Iran denies that it was at the heart of this mess since no pictures of their wonderful bearded booger leader were posted. There is speculation that the North Korean pot-bellied pig, Kim Jung Unhung could have done this with the approval of Agent Orange who was hold up in the White House as he stabbed Nancy Pelosi dolls with a set of new kitchen knives that he had given himself for Christmas.
In other news, Agent Orange's wife, Melanoma, was seen licking her wounds after coming out in boots that excessive pigmented Americans claimed as cultural misappropriation; according to the NAALCP, "Melanoma wore boots normally reserved for former prison veterans and drug dealers and it is just racist for her to wear them with the laces tied correctly. We want the President to rebuke this cultural misrepresentation done by his wife. It is outrageous that she'd wear boots to Iraq instead of high heels like Moochelle Obama would have done traveling through the sand and rubble of the Obama administration's birthing of Ice Piss."
