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Democrat operatives are aghast as truth was being published until it was discovered that a foreign entity had hacked leftist fake news processors and had to delay publication of affected papers.
Whenever the truth escapes and gets published, Democrats have a bad day.
And recently it was discovered that volumes of truth snippets would have been released to the general public due to a foreign country hacking into the fake news processors used by the Democrat party.
According to an unnamed Democrat, "We want to build a wall to protect our ability to have fake news distributed that advances our agenda. Somehow a foreign country was able to cross our digital border and to shut down our deception machinery and there were a few hours where the propaganda had been replaced with the truth which is never flattering to us. Thankfully we were able to catch this before too much truth had come out and we are most appreciative that nothing about Nancy Pelosi or Chuck U Schumer had been leaked though there was some unflattering news about Hillary Clinton suffering from mad cow, mad sow, and thick kankles diseases that has forced her to use body doubles at public functions while she is confined to bed."
Reports about this hack has been circulating for several days as numerous subscribers had as much as a day's delay in getting a copy of their Pravdas as entire sections of the paper had to have the truth purged and fake news inserted during the delay.
There is no evidence that Russia, Russian salad dressing, or practitioners of golden showers were at the heart of the obvious hack. Iran denies that it was at the heart of this mess since no pictures of their wonderful bearded booger leader were posted. There is speculation that the North Korean pot-bellied pig, Kim Jung Unhung could have done this with the approval of Agent Orange who was hold up in the White House as he stabbed Nancy Pelosi dolls with a set of new kitchen knives that he had given himself for Christmas.
In other news, Agent Orange's wife, Melanoma, was seen licking her wounds after coming out in boots that excessive pigmented Americans claimed as cultural misappropriation; according to the NAALCP, "Melanoma wore boots normally reserved for former prison veterans and drug dealers and it is just racist for her to wear them with the laces tied correctly. We want the President to rebuke this cultural misrepresentation done by his wife. It is outrageous that she'd wear boots to Iraq instead of high heels like Moochelle Obama would have done traveling through the sand and rubble of the Obama administration's birthing of Ice Piss."
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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Seriously?
We are all offended by something.
Those who are offended by history can bulldoze every monument they want and that will not change jack shit about what happened to people 150 years ago.
Imagine if the Jewish people had their panties up their ass crack like black people.
Germany would not exist.
Europe would not exist.
Arabs and Mooslims would not exist.
And based upon the new nose-out-of-joint standard of conflict resolution sweeping this country, Jewish people have more reasons to want their enemies gone than anyone else on this planet.
Fuck you, black people.
Fuck you, snowflakes.
Across this land I can guarantee you that ZERO PERCENT of snowflakes and whining black people can tell you how the white supremacists came about and which political party made it happen.
REPUBLICANS?
DEMOCRATS!
There is a reason these leftist swine folk want history rewritten to remove any mention of their complicity in creating the stinking heaps of white trash we have now.
Historically, Republicans in the post civil war era were instrumental in seeking sweeping reconstruction in the South; but those nasty democrats fought tooth and nail and were instrumental in creating the KKK and other white supremacists groups to counter giving black people fair treatment.
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| Robert "Sheets" Byrd was a Democrat who was a Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of his local chapter.in West Virginia and who uttered in 1958 during his Senate election, "the Klan is needed today as never before, and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia" |
I'm not saying Republicans are great people.
But seriously, Democrats have over 100 years of being enemies of the black people and only give a flying fuck about you when it comes election time. The rest of the time Democrats use you for props and throw you to the wolves so that you think when the Democrats ride in on white rats that they aren't rats themselves. These assholes are exploiting you!
So where do we stop this destruction of offensive institutions....?
To me BET and AFRO and the United Negro College fund and the Congressional Black Caucus are overtly racist institutions predicated on only one thing - skin color. There is nothing about any of these about culture or ethnic diversity - it is a monochromatic vile spewing machine that seeks to claim blacks are picked on yet they segregate themselves as instruments of black facism.
I want the end to all racial set asides for all black people - no more college applications approved because the only thing you offer is perpetual black victimization.
No more hiring quotas or job hiring decisions made because you are black and the other qualified person is not. Perhaps we could use who can burn down a city with more skill as a determinant for hiring.
Let's end all hyphenation of ethnicity. We are all Americans. Duh. You aren't any more African than a Ford Pinto. Get over it. And since you weren't born in Africa and then made a citizen of the United States, it is impossible for you to ever be African-American.
I want to enforce the Rooney rule that is extorted in the National Football league to force teams to interview and hire black coaches when there aren't enough of them even as the football league has twice as many black players as their population make up would expect to happen. Start firing black players because there aren't enough white players or asian players or three legged, one armed players!
What we have here is a profound racist culture that seeks to enslave blacks with a sense of perpetual victimhood and that they are incapable of wiping their own asses without the help of leftist white people who have a sense of white guilt (for profit).
Be careful on what you want deconstructed.
The majority of America has not demanded jack about yours. Yet.
But we will. And you'll find what being a victim is truly like!
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Over the past month of Donald of Orange's rule, we've learned some important lessons.
The biggest lesson we've learned is that he will not back down and he will go after those who mock him.
And now CNN is going to feel the pain that he promised - conservatives are going to expose the leftist swine network for what it is - a biased Democrat propaganda unit that has no intent on being unbiased.
This will be fun to watch!
Here is the news straight from CNN's pie hole.
The biggest lesson we've learned is that he will not back down and he will go after those who mock him.
And now CNN is going to feel the pain that he promised - conservatives are going to expose the leftist swine network for what it is - a biased Democrat propaganda unit that has no intent on being unbiased.
This will be fun to watch!
Here is the news straight from CNN's pie hole.
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