I come before you as a twice elected black president.

That gives me the absolute right to ignore what most of you want.

I know better.    I am the smartest man in any room by a distance none of you can comprehend.

How dare you natural born Americans think that you can preclude the sharing of the American Experience with those whose first actions by virtue of stepping on American soil without authorization is breaking laws which I find to be unfair and worthless.    Many of you selfish peeons think that being born American gives you some precious rights that no other humans have.    

You didn't fight and die for your rights.

How is it that those citizens who exit a vagina and land on an American hospital bed or table make you so superior?    How does the fact that you escaped abortions and managed to mature to full term and then just happened to be dropped here in this country that was stolen from native Americans make you special?

American Exceptionalism!?   Oh, please!

I know nearly half of you selfish people who call themselves America never have voted for me.    You have obvious race issues that prevent you from appreciating my greatness - the bold and calculated thought processes that I use on each issue.     

Congress - filled with many rich, white males stand in my way at every turn.   And don't think they oppose me on any other level than I'm black and they're crackas.    I've lived prejudice and am uniquely qualified to know that being black is something to exploit when things don't go your way.    And Congress has stood in the way of me making that bumper crop of undocumented immigrants who didn't have proper GPS and just happened to mistakenly and on-purpose land here in America into potential Democrat voters.

The nerve!

These same rich, white men who stand in my way at every turn in Congress are outraged - and well they should.   I was supposed to be given everything I want - I'm black - and I'm President.     It doesn't matter than my Party's participation in elected offices has declined since I took over.    I won my two elections.    

Tough shit!

I acted to make nearly five million of our misguided travelers just as important as you fancy pants crackers - and these voters will kiss both my rings as they would with the pope and my ass.    And just to show you natural born Americans that I can play your game, I'll turn those blobs of human tissue mass that exited the latina vagina in America just as important as you - and I'll then extend the rights of anchor babies into the right to posthumously make their relatives American citizens and do so well into the 1500's.

There are just too many of our misguided southern traveling brethern to just deport them - and since no Canadian is so stupid to cross into America, we don't have to worry about northern crackas getting the same treatment as their southern brethern.     If Canadians want to cross our border without authorization, we'll arrest them with the extra forces we don't use to chase after the Latino ones!

Pretty soon you crackas will be paying for these 5 million misguided traverlers - they'll get social security numbers - driver's licenses - free goodies that only those foolish black voters thought were theirs.    These misguided travelers who didn't know the time of day cause they unfairly had to try to read english will get theirs and you'll pay for it.

My job as President is to punish those of you who pay taxes, are proud of your country, and who have the nerve to think you "built that"!     And since you throw tantrums and voted out fine Democrats, you'll get more and more of my Executive Actions in the next two years.    And since none of you crackas has the balls to stand up to me, I'll punch you in the gut and steal your hard earned money to spend it in ways that are far superior to how you could.

If you don't like what I'm doing.... SUE ME!

Signed,

Barack Hussein Obama

President of the United States and the first elected monarch of the new america

America has become a nation of jackasses.

A certain segment of the population is not concerned with facts and realities.

Whether through overt racism, stupidity, or a combination of them both, we have a mentally lazy segment of our society that just can't handle the truth.     And when you combine race with current events, we have a recipe where the zombies take over and law-abiding nature goes to out the window.

With the decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, Missouri case now revealed where the police officer who sent the phat Missouri Angel to his eternal, celestial dirt nap will not be prosecuted on local and state murder charges, we have the expected explosion of violence and looting.    When these ass wipes have a chance to protest in a peaceful nature, they revert to dead common conduct befit Michael Brown - loot and rob and act like animals.   It is amazing how quickly the uninformed and otherwise too stupid to be able to breathe and live at the same time resort to unlawful behavior when they don't get their way.    The stupid and mentally lazy in this country somehow think that they should get their version of results in legal processes that are never based on reality and truth - there can never be a situation when a black male can be killed by a white police officer that is justified.    Hundreds and thousands of black males are killed each year by their own kind without a whimper from this community, but when singular action of a black male being killed by a white member of the police is exposed, all hell breaks loose.

The truth is, based on actual crime statistics, that a black male is more likely to be killed by being struck by lightning than to be killed by a white police officer.    And, it is hundreds of times more unlikely that the death will be as a result of intentional execution by a racist white police officer who willfully uses race as justification for the death of a black perp.

Michael Brown, the college bound black male who brought with him a rather extensive juvenile crime rap sheet on his way to education after high school, made fruitful decisions on his final day that can't be explained away by a narrative of being executed by a white police officer.    Somehow the accepted narrative of the final moments of the life of the phat Missouri angel was that he was merely minding his own business when a member of the evil white police ran him down in the street and Michael was merely in the middle of the street because he had assisted a little old lady crossing traffic, had stopped to rescue a pit bull from the vicious paws of a white kitten, and had otherwise been a heavenly member of society.

Of course this select cross-section of society which can't handle the truth about events that challenge their racist vision of society would make Michael Brown out to be the innocent victim of racist police.    These same blithering race-baiters ignore that Michael's journey to college detoured through a convenience store where he and a home boy committed a strong-armed robbery (caught on an obviously racist store camera) and immediately following Michael Brown placed himself in the middle of a public street where a single white male police officer in an evil carbon-fueled racist chariot had the audacity to tell the phat ass to get the hell out of the street.    Somewhere in this confrontation, the college and still earth bound phat angel decided to attack a police officer while in his car and reached for his weapon.    While even the most dead common and low rent members of our society will not even reach for a police officer's weapon in any confrontation, this college-bound sweetie did just that expecting that doing so would not result in lethal outcomes.   

Well, it did.    But that was not the whole truth.    The college-bound phat Missouri angel still wasn't put down immediately.   It was only after the bull rush of his stupid, phat, and college bound, six foot four inch tall 292 pound miscreant charged the police officer did a total of six bullets find their way into his body dropping him onto the august summer heated asphalt pavement below.

I am not without feelings for Michael Brown's parents - only they know the challenges they had raising such a splendid college-bound young son who somehow managed to have his shares of misfortune collecting charges in his juvenile years like others collect participation trophies for merely staying awake in class.    Oh the pain these parents feel as they are now disappointed that the killer of their phat college bound angel won't be prosecuted for having the nerve to send their store robbing blob of tissue to his maker.     I feel the pain of parents having to deal with the reality of their son no longer being an angel - having now moved from a juvenile life of crime to a shortened adult life.    It wasn't like he was selling girl scout cookies and was killed by no fault of his own by a racist police officer.    No, Michael initiated a series of events that had him put himself in the path of negative karma that found his evil ways on a short path to hell.    I am sure the parents of this angel would rather he have killed the police officer and then gone straight to college where he could take his wonderful anger management skills to higher education where he might have also been confronted with rape charges when love-making without permission could result.

Michael's story is not unique - and sadly so.   Across this nation we have young males who feel no compulsion to act like men in civilized society.    Far too many of the young male gender feel they are owed something because they exist; far too many of this segment of our society find crime as a pathway to an early grave - and when they finally get to stand before satan on their eternal ass barbeque, it is never their fault for being disgusting members of society.    Their relatives and complicit society make excuses for them but never hold their own thug sons and brothers to account for their own actions.   It is far easier to ignore reality and to blame their deaths on police or white people even when nine times out of ten their killers are their own race conducting their own escape from reality and obligations to society.

And now we have the usual outcome of a situation that can't be explained away by the false narrative of white on black racism.    A city burns because those who aren't bright enough to do more than harvest belly-button lint riot and break into someone else's business rather than mind their own business and find a way to get their own phat asses off the ground.     If truth and reality cannot be raped enough so that the false narrative of racism can't be harvested, at least they can get their share of someone else's stuff.   Neighborhood profit-sharing only needs to fabricate an excuse for cover - and when it can be a race-based cover, it is all the more righteous.

More wheels falling off the racist basis of the shooting... So-called star witness of shooting in the back of the phat angel has his own legal issues including theft and filing false police reports.   Read it here.   Racism is repugnant.    Falsely claiming something is racist when it never was is even worse.    Prosecute the race-baiters and end the profit-motive for yelling fire in a crowded theatre or throwing gasoline on a racial fire.

As a Libertarian, I have no use for police over-stepping their authority and rendering poor judgment and acting as judge, jury, and executioner.     When this Missouri situation happened, I was struck by the in-congruence of the so-called eye-witness statements about what happened and what the police statements were.    It is one thing to mistake certain actions, but when you have eye-witnesses who state he the so-called victim had his hands in the air and walking away from the police, this is striking.   Certainly we could not support the police account.

Except now we can actually do so - a video of the scene captures contemporaneous eye-witness statements from a bystander that can be heard in the video (not of the person taking the video) that not only refutes the so-called eyewitnesses interviewed to date, but recounts and substantiates the police account - and the bystander has no idea that he is being recorded.    Click here for the transcript.    

If what is stated in this video is true, then not only was the police officer acting in self defense, but all of the rush to judgment and looting pieces of shit that exploited this for their own personal gain should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law and the race-baiting industry of Jesse Jackass and the proven liar Al Sharpton should be banished from ever being taken seriously ever again.

In this country there is an accepted practice that whenever a black person is involved in something, it could not possibly be the fault of that person - there has to be some racial motive that ensnared that person and we should immediately forgive that person.    I am so sick and tired of this narrative.   Instead of viewing everyone as equals, we have a significant portion of the population who cries wolf and victim intentionally to avoid personal responsibility for their actions.    We have a significant portion of low income males knocking up sluts and doing it repeatedly - we excuse this with cute terms as "baby daddy", but we have young men of all races and creeds who don't take responsibility for their actions - and we have women who are now just mattresses and semen receptacles who practice no adult responsibility.   And unfortunately we have generations now of men who think having a family without a father is normal.   We have a political ideology, Progressives, socialists, neo-communists, and Democrats who support this view that no one should take personal responsibilities for their reproductive actions.   The result of this failure to have a sense of right and wrong and personal responsibilities is a case like this in Missouri - a community that exploits its race as a justification to loot, to steal, to lie, and to point fingers at everyone but themselves.

Update:   8:15 p.m. - Family of dead 290 pound angel is now outraged that their little angel's behavior is being exposed as if this is an attempt to pluck the wings off their 290 pound dead angel's corpse.    You can read about the family's outrage in this piece.   Keep in mind that precious few families of dead thugs ever will admit that their angels would ever do anything wrong.    You see, informing the public of the truth removes some of the bluster that could turn into profit for the family by crafting this as a race-based killing.   

I wonder if the family will apologize to the very tiny store clerk who was strong-armed by their little angel?