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Don't
tell me you weren't thinking the same thing.
The Obamas have to
find a way to get their mugs on the television. There
have been few cam whores like this family of cam whores, but these
people have egos bigger than their fictional career
accomplishments that they continue to remind us are really true.
I was a bit
unnerved. I'll admit - I was almost relishing an
Obama-free major event. Knowing that he and his bitch
and brood are all-knowing and superior to the rest of us, I just
knew there was going to be a way for one or the other of the
reproductive members of the family to appear. With the
chances of them arriving in person being limited by the population
still possessing firearms, I figured someone would make a video
and slip it in there. And I wasn't asked to make a
horror flick so I knew that route wasn't going to be the avenue
for their moment in time.
We came down to
the last award and with Ben Affleck being up for an award and with
him being a major league sycophant of the regime, you just knew
that he was going to win. Spielberg was just too
Jewish to get an award knowing that this Administration only cares
about Jews when it is campaign time. And Obama
would fancy himself being Lincoln but Barry isn't man enough to
experience a Seth McFarlane head shot joke.
So out comes Jack
Nicholson - ever looking like a creep and a sexual predator who
likely has to take Viagra and use a popsicle stick to hold it out
for use. I used to really like Nicholson but he is now
fast becoming creepy - sorta like how the actor who played The
Godfather ended up el creepo maximus.
Suddenly, as big
as a drive in movie screen, out pops Moochie with her tin soldier
props dressed like they were going to a fancy dress
ball. And if you will notice that women were
over-represented in the prop sampling since they aren't half the
military but got half of the prop exposure.
Moochie was wrapped in Reynolds Wrap and with some glitter thrown
in and those teeth - my gawd - looking like Jaws was gonna eat
Jack (likely only to puke later).
I wasn't the only
one to notice the Mooch mess - even the Washington Post wondered
what I was. For the full article read
here.
For a preview look to the right!
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Why was Michelle Obama
at the Oscars?
"It was the average too-long, unfunny, over-produced Academy Awards TV show and then, after suffering through the 10-hour (well, it seemed like it) show, there was the first lady. In a ball gown. With military service personnel in dress uniform behind her.
She declared of the Best Picture nominees, “They reminded us that we can overcome any obstacle if we dig deep enough and fight hard enough and find the courage within ourselves.” Alas, none of the films nor her aides reminded her to mention the military, not those personnel behind her nor those serving overseas, an odd omission for the White House that nevertheless was pleased to have them arrayed behind her like, well, set decoration.
She did have time to give a crumb to the gay community, applauding the movies that inspire us ”no matter who we are or what we look like or who we love,” adding that “they are especially important for our young people.” (Except when they contain gruesome violence, traffic in stereotypes or use gratuitous profanity, I guess.) Real heroes, such as our servicemen and servicewomen, inspire us, too, I would think.
It is not enough that President Obama pops up at every sporting event in the nation. Now the first lady feels entitled, with military personnel as props, to intrude on other forms of entertaining (this time for the benefit of the Hollywood glitterati who so lavishly paid for her husband’s election). I’m sure the left will holler that once again conservatives are being grouchy and have it in for the Obamas. Seriously, if they really had their president’s interests at heart, they’d steer away from encouraging these celebrity appearances. It makes both the president and the first lady seem small and grasping. In this case, it was just downright weird.
No one, it seems, gets within a mile of the White House with any sense of restraint. No one there would dare suggest nearly half the country didn’t vote for him and doesn’t much like him and might want to be left to their small daily pleasures. (Greta Garbo said it best.) And no one there is apt to explain that the White House, the military and the first lady (not this one in particular) are institutions bigger than the Obamas and their e-mail list.
Still, it would have been grand if the lefty-maligned “Zero Dark Thirty” (which showed the nasty interrogation techniques her husband deplored) had won Best Picture. Unfortunately, that sort of perfect karma happens only in the movies."
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