Dateline: Cosby Family Estate and Sex Dungeon
With the jury's harsh words of "Guilty!" to multiple counts of sexual predation fading into history, Bill Cosby, AKA Pudding Mandela, has stated that he is preparing for his prison sentence just as Nelson Mandela, famed socialist and racial spokesperson from South Africa.
"If Nelson can do this, so can I," uttered brother in prison, Pudding Mandela. "Even at my advanced age, I'll be able to survive long enough to get a prison bride or two to claim as my own and I'll offer them pudding to make it taste better. Nelson didn't have pudding. All he could offer is some water."
It is highly unlikely that Pudding Mandela will serve all of his 30 year sentence since his sell by date is long past due and the judicial system may shorten his sentence to maybe 10 years so there will be some hope that Pudding can get out of prison outside of a pine box.
When the Mandela family was asked for a comment about Pudding's statement that he'd have liked to have ridden Winnie on a ranch, the family declined to remark as they found the whole statement to be uttered by a pervert who deserves jail and a permanent vacation at Ranch Hell.
Stay tuned for more developing stories as Pudding Mandela is bound to be sentenced to more time and he'll need lots of chocolate pudding for his brides.
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