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Below is the text of the speech he delivered as it was processed through a truth machine.
I watched this screed on CNN and the post speech analysis was as if the Democrat National Committee was doing the post speech analysis. There was no shame for the dishonesty. Proof that CNN is 100% no news and all Democrat.
And not one mention of the 10 American hostages taken in the third term of Jimmy Carter's Presidency.
America, let’s not worry about the State of our Union – let’s go back to the change that I promised and forget about the hope. We are going to change this country and I’m hellbent on destroying it.
We should start by adhering to the rule of law. Don’t worry. The law is what I say it is and I rule over you because I am unwilling to negotiate.
You see, I’m larger than you – I’m important. I’m black. Therefore I matter.
You got your right to marry whom you want. And I’ll make sure you don’t get any of the bill of rights as broadly interpreted. Freedom of speech hurts others. Freedom of religion only applies to mooslims. And nothing is as precious as the right of a woman to kill their unborn child and for Planned Parenthood to sell the bits and pieces for a profit.
We have to act now on climate change. And I fully support bankrupting you in the process because we all know America is a very bad place.
America has the best economy in the world and we should thank the 17% of our labor force that is now unable to speak English and cannot produce legal papers. The auto industry has had its best year and Government Motors has killed over 100 citizens and made off with over $50 billion interest and tax free.
Technology is good – I can spy on you all from my Oval Office and Moochelle finger paints her vajayjay when she sees you eating vegetables.
Don’t mind me while I talk about myself – after all, I am a King and you don’t matter.
We have to make college affordable for everyone yet we should not tell any school that produces future leftists to control their costs. Brainwashing the young costs money and we want to make sure that the rich get soaked so that we can complete the total control of our youth.
I won’t mention that Joe Bite Me’s son died. I offered to pay him some money so he wouldn’t have to use the $22k per month rent he charges the secret service to live on his property so he can safely swim in the nude each night in front of the female guards.
You’ll wonder where I got the “facts” I’m using, but I did wash the facts after pulling them from my ass. You might smell something that isn’t quite right, but I know it isn’t my unwashed ass. It is yours.
Don’t worry, I won’t mention that the Iranians have kidnapped 10 of our service personnel. I am assured by Joe Bite Me that this is merely a rumor. I spoke with former President Jimmy Carter and he offered me advice on how to end this situation.
My wife, Moochelle My Bell, looks radiant in her nuclear mustard sleeveless sack cloth that covers her big ass and rides up high enough for you to see her catcher’s mitt that is somewhere between her legs.
If I’ve lost you with this speech, I’m happy my plan has worked.
I’m now going to list things and make linkages with Sputnik and Global Climate Change. Don’t mind my lack of clarity. I don’t mean to have any.
I’m going to put Joe Bite me in control of cancer – he is a master of speaking fluent English so he’s just the right guy to make sure we cure cancer. Did I mention Joe Bite Me’s son Beau died of cancer?
If you want to dispute Climate Change then you will be a fool. Don’t bother me with the facts or that we are distorting data to prove our point that the earth isn’t flat, it’s paper thin. We spent trillions of dollars to make conventional energy sources so expensive that wind produced by my voice is now cheaper than coal and other fossil fuels. We’ve free coal miners from their jobs and now they have quality family time with their children – and we should extend paid leave so these coal miners have an income.
I propose that we spend trillions more into the economies that we’ve freed coal miners and other people who had good paying jobs that are now showing the way to clean energy. It is simply untrue that people with jobs would pay taxes. I know better. We will give those communities billions and trillions like they won the lotto.
Don’t listen to anyone who tells you the truth. I’m telling you America is strong so you know that I’m telling you the truth just like I told you that you could keep your doctor and your insurance and that you’d end up saving $2500 per family per year with my healthcare plan.
Surveys show that we are more popular around the world than before I arrived. I hope Family Feud doesn’t sue me for stealing their line.
Today we are not being threatened by evil empires. We are threatened by JV Teams and Lone Wolves and homicidal nutcases we don’t put into institutions. But we are safer now than we were before – that is why I allowed Iran to have nuclear weapons so that we can lament about the gold old days and your children can practice hiding under their desks.
We have to take out Ice Piss and I’m going to draw many lines in the sand so they’ll feel very scared. I’ll play golf just to show how much I worry about your safety.
Did you know that we’ve flown 10,000 sorties over Ice Piss and that 9,900 of those sorties came back without dropping their payloads – this is our safer war on angry and misguided unemployed mooslims. And remember I got Osama Bin Laden. And because I’m a big boy, I’ll crow about nailing dirtbag after dirtbag. I believe even Truman patted himself on the back after getting Hitler and Toyoduh.
Remmeber that if you pronounce a foreign nation in a way that is different than what real people do, it makes you sound like you know what you are doing. And the world loves us more now than during that last administration. That is why the Arab Spring was so successful by replacing tyrants with a JV team.
Can’t follow my speech or know where I’m going? Get a GPS so I can target a drone on you.
I stopped Ebola in Africa. Bet you didn’t know that. I am just all that and a bag of chips. I am King. Hear me bloviate.
I will shut down the prison camp at Gitmo even if the prisoners sue me because they no longer get better food than their former prison guards.
The world respects us not because we have big weapons or massive peens, it is because we respect people like Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner. And we should pander to mooslims because you know I’m a Christian and I’m lecturing you that mooslims matter!
We need to make it easier to vote – we need to open caskets so that voters can get to the polls. We need to open our borders so that people who want to vote here can vote here. And we need to make sure that not only white Christian men can vote – we need to make them wait in long lines so they’ll never vote again. And if we have enough Spanish language people in line, we won’t need to print anything in English!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
His nerve was profound - claiming credit for the expansion of America's oil and gas output while doing everything he could to impede it - shutting out most exploration on federal lands and off shore waters - while the private sector WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM HIM sought to explore with private money and on private lands and the boom we have and the massive decreases in gasoline prices were due to REAL AMERICANS, not ones with the only claim to being one as a birth certificate.
He claimed that the deficit has been decreased by 2/3rds even though he has DOUBLED the overall National debt in only six years. Not one mention of how he'll repay our children and grand children on the $7.5 Trillion he has borrowed in their name.
There was not one mention why we have record numbers of mooches on the dole - if the economy is so good, where is his plan to prune the beggers off the government dole? There is none.
King Pimple was self-righteous and flippant - typical of his conduct - his speaking style could induce someone to want to murder a television. He celebrates Government at all turns and has insulted the private sector where he can.
Somewhere King Pimple found a right for some citizens to get free college paid for by other people - your children and your childrens' children - at the cost of the least expensive estimate of $34 billion per year - a plan that will be paid for by more deficit spending - more interest costs - more national debt - and of course to try to hide this, King Pimple brought out the 1% (the only people to benefit from his policies) and asked for more of their skin and blood so that the lazy can continue to be lazy. Where is the right for anyone to have FREE college? Where is the right in the Constitution that college should be paid for by the taxpayers?
This speech was not uplifting - it was crowing and preening - it was elevating the role of government and stealing our personal liberties. The same old tired class warfare - the same old false claims that women aren't paid equal wages (if you take time off for popping out a baby, that does not count in the workplace experience) - the same claims that he saved money with stopping wars - only to then ramp up a war of his own against ISIS that he called the JV team several dozen months ago.
This was a jive turkey talking - it was not a real man - a real President - it was a blowhard with no competence who has stunted this nation for over a decade in the future by stealing from our children while weakening us across the board - mortgaging our future to prop up his incompetence. It takes some nerve for a King who has been wrong on every foreign policy decision to lecture anyone on being tough. The most incompetent foreign policy President since Jimmy Carter has no ground to stand on - and who should be given credit for creating ISIS by his petty and misguided decision (and he made the decision since he was King) to pull out of Iraq when he did. He did not have to follow any ideas from someone before him - he alone acted and did so without an exit strategy - or perhaps he intentionally created ISIS for his own foreign policy ideals.
The most empty and dishonest State of the Union speech ever was only outdone by how horrific it was in performance and energy. This was a speech without passion - it was only a laundry list of neo-communist insults toward America and hard working people.
King Pimple was so pompous when referring to changing our policy with Cuba that "if what we've done for 50 years doesn't work...." then he should apply it to welfare, propping up brood mares who hump five and six men and reproduce without any visible means of support - we have those who are unemployed now hidden on disability roles - we have insurance that added tens of millions to medicare and removed an equal number from insured roles by making insurance unaffordable and covering women's problems on men who don't need that care. We know that welfare has failed - more people are in poverty than ever - we have created welfare families who now have more history on the dole than they do as independent people. We need to start making the poor hungry - hungry so they'll solve their own problems and not demand we take care of their sorry asses!
It should not be surprising that a King who is an empty suit has to claim as his own credit that which he had nothing to do - how he stood in the way of success and created barriers - and how Americans had to fight his incompetence and still managed to overcome it.
And just when you thought he couldn't drag out a dead horse, he goes and claims that 14 out of the last 15 years were the warmest on record - a fact that cannot be supported with evidence - and even his own government sources claim there is only a 38% chance that was correct!
Perhaps King Pimple should explain how Islam is not our problem with terrorism and why we ensure that the Islamists at Gitmo are given EVERY pandering they want for their religion! Either Islam is an enemy or it is not - you make no distinction in attacking police when it comes to blacks - how can you make distinctions in Islamists but guarantee their religious requirements!
Last year I noted this SOU speech was the worst - this year sunk to a new low - one that is predicated on division - not inclusion - falsehoods and bravado. And how ONLY HIS VIEW is the only way and everyone else is wrong. Go to hell, asshole! And remember this is the idiot pimple of a man who said that the United States had 57 states. The ending of his speech was the most two-faced piece of shit ever uttered by any President in history - he called out others for doing the very same things he is guilty of doing - race-baiting asshole! We all know this King will not negotiate in good faith - his words are smoke - his promises are mirrors - make no mistake that this King will not compromise - and whenever he is not agreed with, he will piss on the Constitution - he will shit on the Pledge of Allegiance and Declaration of Independence - he is only in this for his ideology - and anyone who stands in his way is an enemy.
And lastly, Queen Moochelle was wearing a modern interpretation of a burlap table napkin with zipper access for the tableware. Her hair was a blend of all of the past disasters - her teeth would make any great white shark jealous - and her pursing of the lips indicates she's never sucked dick in her life. What a cunt she is. And just think for a moment, as I conclude, waking up next to that when she's nude.
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